My Bizarre Love: Part2

Chamber 55 - Forbiden Forest

Over da last three days, Queen Lizzy had us go thru a bunch of artuous training so dat we could all learn Hamon. It was pretty boring, so Ima just skip over it. But when wee were done wit training and about too be sent off to da Big Ben was when it gut interesting...

The night before we were abutt to save da timeline, I couldn't sleep. The stress of training was really getting to me and I was having constant nightmares about DIO. I woke up again in a clod sweat in our shared bedroom. It looked just like da Griffondoor common room, just without all the magical stuff. Johnny was bunking wit me and was snoring really loudly rigth abov me, which was what woke me up dis time. Thank god too, becuz I was having on of da worst nightmares yet. DID captured all of us and made us go thru da Oil Test...I won't even brother describing it to you guys becuz some of you are probably pervs who would get off on dat shit!

Anyways, I gut up to get a glass of water, but I noticed that Jonatin and Hot Pants were gone from their beds. "Jonathan...Hut Pantys...?" I yelled whisped their names wile eyeing around the room. Then I noticed that the door was left slightly open.

"Soft and Wheat!" I said sliently, as I used my bubbles to collect some of their hairs. I followed the bubbles as they went to follow their owners, but when I gut down da stairs I was halted by a royale guard. "STOP! U ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF YOUR ROOM THIS LTE!" He said commandingly. I punched him in the head with Soft and Wet, and he went out cold. Then, I decided to avoid hurting any other gurads and took his clothes too. I put on his fancy uniform and used my bubbles to take of some of my makeup, then did my hair into a boyish bun. I took his bitallion too.

I made it out of the rest of the catsle unnoticed, and followed the bubbles into da FORBIDEN FOREST! It was really dark and scary, and I almost lots track of the bubbles, but eventually I saw Jonathan and Hot Pants, sitting on a large stump and talking.

"Oh there you guys are!" I exclaimed. They jumped up in shock and looked scared. "P-please don't punish us Mr. Guard, We just couldn't sleep and wanted to talk!" cried Hog Pants. 

"No, it's me, Gap-I meen, Josefina, I snuck out too!" I said, undoing my bun. 

"Oh." They both said relived. We stood awkwardly in silence for a few seconds before HP spoke. "I gotta go pee. BRB" She said, then walking away. Jonathan sat back down on the tree stomp, looking depressed. I noticd that there were some burnt cigars on da ground, and my motherly instincts acted up.

"Youi did nut give her any drugs, did you?" I asked. "Not at all, I would never do that to a child, especially to une with as profishent hamon capabilities as her. We were just talking about da people dat we missed." Jonathan said. I sat next to him. "Do you miss Hiove?" assked I. 

"Well...Yes. Even tho he's a piece of shit, I still lov him like a brother. I guess I only hate him now becuz it's my fault he's like dis. So I gwess my hatred of him cums from me hating my stupid arse." he said.

My guilt started welling up after that. I felt like telling him so badly. But I decided to keep da act up for now. "I feel da same. I could have fixed him when I had da chance, but I blew it an now everything's ruined. I gwess all we cane do is make sure to learn from da mistakes of our past to make the future better." I said, knowing I was venting more about DIO instead of Giove.

"So dont feel bad about your mistakes now, because ur a wonderful person Jonafan." I said, holding his hand. He looked me in the eyes and tanked me. His eyes were a beautiful chocolate brown, and they showed so much sorrow. I started blushing a little bit. I tried to look down from his face to stop, but then I only started focusing on his manly, muscular body. Da very same one which DIO used to bone me.

"Josefina..." He trailed off. I looked up to see dat he was bluching too. "Josefina, whne dis is all over, maybe we could du some archology expediations together?" He asked. "I-I'd love that." I said. And then...WE KISSED!