My Bizarre Love: Part2

Chap 29 - Heatin Op (Part 2)

I ran ways from EasDes. He seemed too week to fite me, so I just ran , holding Ermes in a bubbles I made around her. 

"Oh no, now EasDisi probs has Mountain Tim's stand!!!!" I cried out. I looked for where to run, but all I could see where hoses. Then. I found what I was looking for: Flassid Pankake Shack. I ran right to it, and burst through the window, shattering the glass. 

People inside the pancak shack looked in shock, some started recording.

"Alright every1, dis is a stuck up!" I said, turning my stand, Soft&Wet into a glock an point it a t people. "I need medico hlep 4 dis girl, or else I'll shut!" Then Everybod started to totally freak, screamin like bitches and gone under da tobles. I really didnt know why tho.

Suddenly, Weather Reporter cum out form the backrooms. "WHAT THE FLAPJACK ARE YOI DOIN???? MY BOS SPORT MAX IS GUNNA KILL MEH!" He started to run over to me, turning himslf into clouds. (Btw Weath Retort is made of clouds an is Whitesnake's bother, OK?)

I turne the gun away from Tamami to him now. "Give Ermes CPR or else Ill send ur cloud-lookin ass 2 da gret big storm in teh sky, now quick!" I yelled. He now looked frightened, and got on his knee. "P-please don't Gappy...I am a virgin...I don't wanna die one..." I scowled at him. "Then gets to werk!"

Just like dat, Weth started to puch dow on her chistle. Fugo got up frum his seat, wit a pervy look in his eye.

"Oooohhh I knuw Moth-to-Moth, can I do it plez???" He asked, licking his lips. All I did was turn my gun to him an shoot him with a water bullet. He died instantly.  

As Weather keps pushing on Herms' chest, I lookd to da red stone. Why did the pillars want it so badly. To me, it was the prettiest stone, I toats want it fur da prom, I would be the most popular gril in da shcoll if I wore it to da prom.

I then started to daydream: Me n DIO were in beautiful vampiric cloths at the balrum, everyone was smily and waving. 'You go gurl!!' yelled Kimmi, 'Yall are so beautiful' said Yasuho, 'DIO is so dreamy' I hear them all say. Then, me n DIO walk up to the stag. Pucci was up there, wit the Prom Bible in his hand. 'Do you, Dios, take Gap to be ur prom queen?' he asked. 'Why yes, I do'. 'And do you, Gape, take him 2 be ur Prom king?' asked. I grip the Aba Stone, and say 'Yes, I do'.

Pucci smiles. 'You two kiss now'. I leaned into kiss DIO, but before our tulips meet, I saw that he was not Dio, but....KAKYIN!!!!

I snapped out of the daydream, and saw Weather stare at me. "What?" I asked. "Gaben, she's nut waking up....She's dead...." he said, wit saddness in his vice. 

I buss into tears. How could this happen??? I failed Narnia first, and now his sis! "Weather Repoerter, take her in2 da back." I ordered, pointing my gun at him. "OK GEEZ I WILL!" he cried, taking her away.

I turned to face the outside, to see a famlar pershun in da distance...EasyDeasy.

"Sooo Bitch, you ready to tussle?" He yelled to me. I was kinda creeped out by how he now sounded like Mou ntain Tum, but I was ready to fight. I shot a few water byullets at him, he turned them all to steam with blood bullt. 

"Hhehehehehe YOU IDIOT! You think that a stupid water gun will affect me at all!!" he laughed eveilly. "Oh yeah, I'm not the lame one here, and I have the evidence to prove it!" I shot back at him. He looked really confized, so I got out my bubble with the evidence.

The bub popped, and inside it was....BLACKPINK PANTIES! EsiDesi gasped, and felt around his pants, and gasped again. 

"That's right, idior, back when u tried to jump on mii, I used soft and Wet to steel ur undies!"