My Bizarre Love: Part2

Sapter 54 ~ Love Train

AN: Guise, mai Softmore year is finally over and it's Summer brake!!! Dat means more CBL Chapter are on da way, so stay tuned for dat.

EDIT of Spetember 2023: Sorry its taken me so lung, I got righter's block again...Oopsie...Muts be a summer thing. Anyways I'm rewriting dis one a bit because I didn't like how it turned out. Also since it's the three yer adversary of CBL, I though that I should release three chapters in a row! So Yeah, stay tuned for dat over da next three days.

I was sitting in my prison cell again, just chatting shit up wit Dr. Ferdinant. She didn't have any more shrrooms so I couldn't astral project to my friends again. It had been a week since my drug trap and I was getting tired of waiting in prison. My beautiful lips were drying up and shaffing, my nails grew out too long, I was dirty, had food fungus, my hair was all messy, and I fink I ihad a yeast inflection. I used to think that kind of stuff made people cool and hardcore when I saw it in movies, but know I now that it just sucks. 

As we were chatting it up, we heard footsteps coming down the hall. "Oh great. Ze lunchman iz cuming to give us slop again" Dr. Fardinand said sarcastically. I laughed a bit. But as he came out of the shadows, I saw that it was nut that luch guy as usual, but a royal guard wit one of those tall funny hats that looked like Weather Reporter's hat. Everyone in the prisone was confused. He goosewalked down the hall until he reached my cell, and then stood still. Then, another royale guard came down the hallway. He was shorter than the other guy.

"Oi wat is ze big idea here?!" cried Ferdinand. I could tell she was scared that she would be executed for doing drugs. Suddenlie, the tall guard grabbed her through the cell and started chocking her againts the bars. He spoke in a booming british accent: "IT IS AGAINST PARLIAMENT LAW TO SPEAK TO A ROYAL GUARD OR OTHER MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY WITOUT FIRST BEING ADDRESSED."

Ferdnand started to choke. I wanted to help her, but I was too shocked and terrified to do anything without my stand. "Quiet down Oingo! As ur commanding officer, I otter you to stop! She is already behind bars, and she's nut the one were here for." said the small one. Oingo stopped. "Yes commander Boingo." he said, dropping Ferdernand. She gapsed for breath.

Boingo cleered his throat and pulled out a decree. Oingo got out a trumpet and played it. "Dear Josefina Valentine, all your crimes and other legal wrongdoings have been excused by the Royal Crown under the authority of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd."

I gasped. Queen Lizzy was my favorite queen in all of history, I always looked up to her when I was a little girl, and I was now being repented wit her help. Wow. (AN: RIP Queen Lizzy, you were a good one) But Boingo wasnt done. "You will be escorted via train to her private residence of Hogwarts Castle located in Scotland and undergo special training." My mind was blown again. I thought dat Hogwarts was a place made up by JK Rolling, but I guess it was a real place. But what made me evin more curius was da "specil training". Did that mean magic lik in Harry Putter existed too??? I was so excited an my thoughts were racing.

Boing snapped his fingers and Oingo came to my cell wit da guard's keys and unlocked it. I was finally free. I stepped out and began to follow them outside, but I saw Ferdinand looking sad and stopped. "Wait" I said. They turned around. "If I'm so impotent to the Royal Higness that I have to leaf, then she need to as well. Or else, I will stay in dis place." I demeaned pointing to Ferdinand. Oingo had a frown on his face and looked to boingo. Boing just nodded and he walked over to Ferdinant's cell stoicly and unlocked the door. 

Her eyes lit up in excitement and she rushed out to hug me. "Oh zhank you Gappy, I will never forjet you!" she said. We went in opposite directions and waved goodbye.

...

A few hours later Oingo and Bungo escorted me to a train sation that had the same Higwarts train. The only difference was dat it was labelled "The Love Train". I was so excited and totally fangirling. I loved Harry Pooter since I was a kid, but I onlie watched da movies. I had a crush on Darko for a little while, and Kimmi had a crust on Ron.