Detective: So we are starting off with some questions, after this interview you are being sent to the courtroom to see your verdict! Let me know when you are ready!
They purposely stall it for an hour
Detective:... I'm going to... you know what you guys are ready no matter what you say. I got a family to feed and bills to pay. I ain't got time for this bullshit. Please let me know when you are actually ready and stop stalling before I cry
They stall it another hour
Detective: You know what, I already know your verdict, guilty! I didn't even have to interview!
Mark: Okay Fine, I was just playing laugh out loud.
Detective: Finally someone is talking, may I interview you? Since those clowns won't answer me
Mark: Sure! I know everything plus we had the same perspective
Detective: Okay, for the first question, how do you feel about the situation?
Mark: Remorse, I did not know it would end up like this
Detective: Tell me precisely what happened
Mark: The Pennywises were having a fight with Ronald McDonald, and I helped out and I feel bad for it, I should not have done that.
Detective: Was there blood?
Mark: It was my blood, and a random balloon's blood. I doubt any of the blood is Ronald's, he is immortal
Detective: You sure he is immortal?
Mark: Wait, uh nooooo
Detective: Mental Typo
Mark: Yes ma'am
Detective: I'm going to send y'all to the courtroom now, see ya winky face
They exit the interrogation room, and enter the courtroom
Detective: So guys, here are the suspects, to this situation, introduce yourselves
New Pennywise: I am new Pennywise
Old Pennywise: I am Old Pennywise
Mark: I'm Mark
Detective: Where is your lawyer?
Mark: We don't have one
Detective: Well, you are not going to have much luck with that.
Ronald McDonald is the Judge, Plaintiff, Witness, Defendant
Ronald McDonald: So, let's get it started! Detective you got anything to say?
Detective: So the information I've gathered, the suicide was faked, Ronald McDonald was murdered! The blood puddle was Mark's, the note was poor handwriting, and there was a random bear traps, who has bear traps in a McDonald's? Especially for suicide
Ronald McDonald: In my defense, I was very angry at McDonald's so I went on a rampage and fought with my friends. Mark, what's your stance?
Mark: I was witnessing it, I saw my friends in danger, I did not want to see them in danger, so in defense I finished off Ronald McDonald, brutally
Ronald McDonald: Right, New Pennywise
New Pennywise: I really wanted to find my soulmate, so I got sensitive and lashed out on Ronald McDonald, and then all this happened.
Ronald McDonald: Alright, Old Pennywise...
Old Pennywise: I was defending my soulmate, then Ronald McDonald told me that New Pennywise was cheating on me with him. That turned out to be false
YOU ARE READING
Soulmate Void: A Old Pennywise X New Pennywise story
Fanfiction*No inappropriate Scenes* Old Pennywise finds a portal into the future inside the swers to in 2017 and sees himself in a different form. New Pennywise notices him and questions reality.
