Old Pennywise and New Pennywise walk to town down the street to McDonalds during closed
New Pennywise: Isn't this so romantic?
Old Pennywise: Very
They order their food and sit down at a table, if you wonder what they ordered, they got Big Macs and McFlurrys
They discuss current events such as politics and they suprisingly agree with each other on those sort of topics
They hear laughing
Old Pennywise: What was that??
New Pennywise: I don't know! What is going on I'm scared!
Old Pennywise: I will protect you
Ronald McDonald: You can't get rid of me bitch, I'm not a fucking big mac
Old Pennywise: Leave him alone
Ronald McDonalds: He is actually my soulmate, not yours
Old Pennywise: New Pennywise, is that true? Please don't cheat on me
New Pennywise: I did not date him it's not true it's bullshit I did not date him, Oh Hi Mark
Mark:....
Ronald Mcdonald: Remember when we made out New Pennywise??
Ronald McDonald shows record of them dating
New Pennywise: Stop spreading those rumors around
Ronald McDonald: Rumors? They don't even exist to me!! I never told a lie
Old Pennywise cries in horror
New Pennywise: Don't listen to him, he's a liar I swear
A tear sheds down New Pennywise's Face
Ronald McDonald smiles with sharp teeth and laughs and lights flicker.
The Ground Shakes
Mark: Leave them alone, I am omniscient. I am knowing. Old Pennywise don't worry, the rumors are fake
Ronald McDonald: Oh really mark? You are just a rat, with a smooth brain. Shut up
Ronald McDonald puts Mark in the fryer
Mark is now a fried rat
Both Pennywises: NOOOOO MARK!!!!!!!!!!!
Ronald McDonald laughs and the tables and chairs shake and levitate
New & Old Pennywise Hold hands and runs out of the building
Ronald McDonald runs after them with a lasso and captures them and brings them back into the McDonald and barricades the doors
Ronald McDonald: You can't escape the fate!!!
The Monster Big Macs: Errrrrghhhh
The Monster Big Macs run towards Old Pennywise and surround him
New Pennywise is an avid big mac fan
New Pennywise begins to eat the distracted Big Macs
they were too big to eat
Ronald McDonald: New Pennywise, you broke my heart, now it's time to destroy your life
Ronald McDonald freezes the big macs
Ronald McDonald: Please, go back to me
New Pennywise: I was never with you, I was just your friend
Mark, still fried, wakes up
Ronald McDonald shocked, but slices Mark in half
Old Pennywise: Leave my soulmate alone,
Old Pennywise grabs a hammer out of his pocket and shatters the big macs
Ronald McDonald: I thought my Big Macs were immortal!!
Old Pennywise: They were, but since they are frozen, they can be broken. Dumbass here take this balloon
The balloon pops and Ronald McDonald's face is bloody
Ronald McDonald: Hahahaha, I look more hot, thanks.
Mark comes back into pieces, unfries himself and drinks his blood, he is unnoticed
Ronald McDonald grabs a gun
Ronald McDonald: This is the end of your lives
Mark spits his blood onto the floor in front of Ronald McDonald and puts a bear trap behind him
Ronald McDonald takes a step forward to aim his gun and presses the trigger. He misses and slips on Mark's blood puddle
Ronald McDonald: How are my plans failing?? I'm omniscient!!
Ronald McDonald Slips and fall and his head gets caught with the bear trap and he gets decapitated
Mark suprised them
Old Pennywise: You are alive!!!! Mark Is Alive!!!
Both pennywises cried tears of joy
Mark: Let's get out of here
Old Pennywise: I though you were gone for real
Mark: Nope
New Pennywise: How are we going to clean this up?
Mark: Fake it as a suicide
They write a note next to Ronald McDonald's body
Mark: We need to undo the barricades and get out of here
Old Pennywise unscrews the boards and they fall down
They open door and run out
YOU ARE READING
Soulmate Void: A Old Pennywise X New Pennywise story
Fanfic*No inappropriate Scenes* Old Pennywise finds a portal into the future inside the swers to in 2017 and sees himself in a different form. New Pennywise notices him and questions reality.
