DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

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Parent: "Do the dishes"

Me: *Places sock on counter*

Parent: "What is this? Why is it here?" *hands me sock*

Me: "MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK".

Parent: Wait--what?

Me: "DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!"

Me: *Runs to room*

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