Is this weird?

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Okay so all my friends call me crazy because of this. So do you know what an American Robin is? Well it's a robin that has grey on its back and sort of an orangish redish belly. So let's cut to the chase. I have one that stalks me. Yeah to ahead... laugh :( BUT IM SERIOUS. I have a stalker-bird. In fact I see it right outside my window right now. The little birdy bitch. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CUTE DONT YOU!!! WELL YOU'RE NOT!!! ^_^ and I know it's him every time because he's always alone. Always looks me straight in the eyes like a crazy women on drugs! Then this one time it was maybe Wednesday and Thursday I had a test on English. So I wanted to go to bed early because of the test. 5 minutes later there were 3 birds sitting outside on a tree dancing around and singing. IM SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. IT KEPT ME AWAKE. ALLL NIGHHTTTTT. I FAILED MY TEST BECAUSE I FKING FELL ASLEEP. Note for life: If you start to see a bird always following you around, kill it as soon as possible.

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