LOL I SCARED A MAILMAN

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So like my mom was driving me home from Giant, and my window was open. So I decided I'll bark at people :D cause I have like a seriously awesome bark right here. Like, no dice. Seriously, when you hear it, you're like: 'AWESOME SAUCE!' yeah. Just like that. I could bark at a real dog, and they'd bark back XD.

So anyway, I see this mailman, and I didn't even think about it, I was like literally a dog, I was like: 'WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!! WOOF!!!! GRRRR!!!! WOOF!! BARKK!!! BARKK!!!'

And the mailman went screaming into the mail truck. LOL SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. my dog bark sounds like a Doberman. And I want a Doberman when I get older, ill name him Maxwell, and I would want a female, but I'd be afraid to get puppies. so I totally scared the cheese out of that guy. AND IT WAS HILARIOUS :D

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