I had sooo many ideas while writing these two books that I had to scrap or I thought of way too late. So because I still want to write them and share more Cora content with you guys, I wrote this book.
I still don't own DC or it's characters. The p...
*There is no rhyme or reason here, just stuff I think about.
Jason and Tim: *On their first date*
Jason: *sneezes*
Damian from under the table: Bless you.
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Tim: *Breaks ankle*
Damian: Meh, he'll live.
Jason: *Gets shot*
Damian: He should have been more cautious.
Dick: *Face plants after a failed trick*
Damian: Tt, imbecile.
Cora: *Gets a paper cut from a book*
Damian: IT MUST PAY DEARLY FOR THE CRIMES IT HAS COMMITTED.
(Cora found a new copy of that book on her desk after the first one 'mysteriously' dissapeared.) ---
The 3 near death experiences mentioned in chapter 3 of Real:
Cora tried to wake them up for breakfast.
Jason pulled a gun on her out of reflex, Damian threw a 'Robinrang' at her while still half asleep, and Tim pounced on her to demand the location of coffee.
Cora learned literally nothing from this expirience and assumed they just weren't morning people. No one should be surprised that she got kidnapped, honestly.
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How I imagine Cora's mom told Cora's dad about the whole, dimension travel thing.
CM: I'm back dear!
CD: Darling! I've missed you!
*intense hugs*
CM: We have nothing to fight about now. I took care of it.
CD:...
CD: Am I making arrangements for a funeral or...?
CM: Cora has a boyfriend.
CD: So am I making arrangements for a funeral or...?
CM: No one died. For now...
CM: Her boyfriend lives in an alternate universe, and she's been living with him and his family for weeks.
CD: It's that far from Peaks, huh? Is she happy there?
CM internally: That was surprisingly easy.
CM: Very happy.
CD: Excellent! And when will we meet this family, and this boyfriend?
CM:...
CM: Did you ever watch Batman as a child?
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Damian: You're all insufferable!
Damian: Not you, Beloved. You're an angel and we're happy you're here.
Tim: If we're insufferable then you're just plain torturous! How could you?!
Dick: I trusted you!
Jason: I've never felt more betrayed!
Cora, who just walked in: What happened?
Damian: These idiots are making a fuss over nothing.
Dick: How dare you say it's nothing!
Tim: It's criminal is what it is!
Cora: And it is...?
Damian: Tt, all I did was remove the marshmallows from the box of lucky charms.
Cora:...
Cora, who has a massive sweet tooth: Damian what did you do with the marshmallows?
Damian, who knows about said sweet tooth: I don't think I should answer this.
Jason: Where are they?!
Damian:...
Damian: The trash can....
*Cue a reenactment of this:*
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The boys when Cora is around: Chill, kinda affectionate, over all well meaning members of society.
When Cora is gone:
*Can You Feel My Heart playing on the PA system.*
Damian: Death is coming for you Drake! And I'm holding the scythe!
Tim: FIGHT ME GREMLIN!
Jason: Bruce you're a fucking failure!
Bruce, in the most exhausted voice: I know Jason.
Dick: For my next trick! I will be doing a quadruple flip through a ring of fire!
Alfred: *Already waiting with Hello Kitty bandaids*
--- *At the zoo*
Cora: *Points to a giraffe, knowing exactly what it's called*
Cora: Hey, what's this one called? We don't have them in U2.
Damian: You don't???
*During family game night*
Dick: Cora, do you have a 7?
Cora: Yes I do, Go fish. *Does not hand over the card*
Dick: Then, can I have it?
Cora: *Fully aware of how to play* You have to pick what card it is. That's how you okay this game, right?
Dick: No???
Cora: You guys must have different rules in this universe.
Everyone at the table: ???
*Cora, upside down on the couch*
Tim: What are you doing?
Cora: *has no reason for her actions* This is the best thinking position in U2.
Tim: Cool, I'll join you.
*Charlotte is called over because of an emergency*
Damian: I think she's broken.
Cora: *Sobbing over a fictional character*
Charlotte, a fan girl: Nah, this is just how we react to this stuff.
Damian: Because you're from a different dimension?
Charlotte, who has no idea what he's talking about but is always down to mess with people: Yes.
