Minutely Hero (Bakudeku)

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Izuku sat in his seat, ignoring the eyes that were burning the side and back of his head, 'The nerve they have,'

'Ignore them, sensei, as you said they don't deserve our attention; so, they aren't getting any,'

'Still, if you just let me eat them, you won't have these flies buzzing around you!'

'F-Flies?' Izuku bit his lips, dissolving the snort that threatened to leave his mouth.

He heard a chair scraping right next to his ears, he lifted his head to his right to his surprise, Iida wasn't sitting there, but Kirishima.

'Pfft, so the nosy fly ran away,' The cat sneered, hmm, Iida switched his seat with Kirishima, not like he actually cared.

By mistake he caught the red eyes, which widened and looked around in panic, before they were set to determination. Kirishima opened his mouth, "Umm, I-"

"I AM HERE WALKING NORMALLY TO THE CLASS!"

All Might slid into the class with that annoyingly huge fakeass grin, but it did it work and earned a couple of excited shouts from the students, "ALL MIGHT!"

"Oh my god, All Might is going to teach us,"

"This is going to be so exciting!"

Suddenly, he wanted to hear what Kirishima was going to say, but the boy was entranced by All Might's appearance.

He sighed as he slumped in his seat, oh there was another being that wasn't amused by that blonde gorilla, Sensei, was promising painful deaths.

'THAT SHAVED GORILLA, IN WHAT UNIVERSE DO THEY THINK THAT BUFFOON IS SUITABLE FOR TEACHING, WHAT THIS SCHOOL NEEDS IS SOMEONE TO TEACH COMMON SENSE!'

Izuku blinked at the colorful vocabulary leaving the the cat's mouth.

'Blonde Skeletor'

'Lung-less Chimp'

'Walmart Johnny bravo'

Izuku bit his mouth and covered it because he sure as hell wouldn't be able tor suppress his grin from forming.

'Cheap-looking Escanor'

'Hey hey you are getting off topic now,' Izuku sighed inwardly, he raised his head willing away his unshed tears, and to his shitty luck, he managed to capture the attention of the largest menace in the class.

The blonde hero froze in his place, his jaw slackening slightly and a his face paled.

Izuku rose his eyebrow at him, "The heck he looking at me like that, as if he saw a ghost?" He grumbled under his breath.

'Kid... didn't you kinda just jump off the roof top just before his eyes,'

'Well, yeah, and he kinda didn't stop me.' He hummed as he slightly rocked his chair, All Might avoided his eyes and went on talking about the course.

Something about the way the adult avoided him his eyes made him irked, 'What is his problem?"

He observed as the teacher grew more tense, 'It might be because that he is a uuuh a poor excuse of a hero and didn't stop you from 'suiciding''

'Hey, suicide is a strong word, I just threw myself off the roof and activated my quirk!'

'EXCUSE ME? YOU CALL THAT SHIT ACTIVATING YOUR QUIRK, SHITTY BRAT, YOU BARELY COULD CONTROL IT!'

'Uggh, stop yelling at me you overbearing mother hen,'

'What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Call. Me?'