Minutely Hero (Bakudeku)

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Izuku tried to remember when did he sneak an oldman in his room, "Uh, Dabi; you can check the bathroom again and you won't find any men here except well for uh you?"

Dabi's eyes looked crazy and Izuku didn't want to push his buttons, "Then are you telling me that I imagined the voice?!"

"Eh, what voice,"

"That scratchy voice of a geezer that smokes a pack a day!"

"..."

"..."

"OI, you burnt fcker, you can't possibly be talking about me?!" Sensei roared.

Izuku's eyes widened, and his mouth fell open, "SENSEI!" he looked at the bristling cat; as he jumped on Izuku's shoulder; and shot Dabi a glare; trying to gauge the other into a fight, but Sensei was a second late; he just outed himself to a human.

"What in Tarnation-"

"Oh no," Izuku gasped in horror; rule one as a bridge; it was his responsibility to not expose a yokai to a human for the safety of both creatures.... It was his day 1 at his job and he broke the freaking rule, "I- I- I didn't do anything; Sensei you are the one who broke the rule,"

The cat was sweating buckets; "nu-huh, no-no, no way, the day you signed to be with me was the day we were partnered till death do us apart; so my bullshit has become your bullshit."

Izuku choked on his spit; "The only thing that is left is for you to out the day you kill me," Izuku grumbled under his breath, "What??" Dabi spluttered as his eyes frantically jumped to Izuku then to sensei back and forth.

"Uhh, nothing, wait; Sensei; if your bullshit is my bullshit; does that mean my bullshit is yours too," Izuku turned to the cat, he felt touched; Sensei just admitted to the deep bond that ties them together, he couldn't help but fall in love with cat mo-

"Huh, hell nah; I keep your skinny ass safe; that is the least thing you can do as my servant,"

There goes the idea of loving the cat out of the window, "I'm not your servant you fatso!"

"THE HELL YOU CALLLED ME YOU TWIG!"

"What the hell?" Dabi broke whatever the weird comedic act was, "Izuku, you idiot; you better explain why there is a grumpy old man soul trapped in that fat cat!"

"Oh no you didn't just call me fat,"

Sensei's murderous glare fell on Dabi, the man stepped back, Izuku was a second late, Sensei lunged at the scarred idiot like a lion preying on a deer.

"SENSEI IS DONE PLAYING NICE, SOME FOOD ARE NICER TO EAT WHEN THEY ARE CHARRED A LITTLE!"