Fade in to a shot of the New Republic's base. A scorpion tank drives into garage in the background. Cut to Matthews.
Matthews: I just think that...if you would just reconsider sir.
Matthews is shown to be talking to Grif and Bitters.
Matthews: (stutters) I mean, uh, I followed your order from day one with like, the burritos and...and... I'd follow you to the end, sir. I really would.
Grif looks at Bitters with a knowing look.
Grif: Bitters? What do I always say?
Bitters: (unenthused) "Nobody likes a kiss-ass."
Grif looks back at Matthews with a smirk.
Grif: Nobody likes a kiss-ass.
Matthews: But, sir!
Grif: Matthews, you are in fact a total kiss-ass. And nobody likes that. Bitters, do you like that?
Bitters: Nope.
Grif: Bitters doesn't like that. Because Bitters here is a maverick, a loose cannon. And people love loose cannons. I'm a bit of a loose cannon myself. Isn't that right Bitters?
Bitters: Actually, I'm starting to think you're just kinda lazy.
Grif: See that? Total loose cannon response. I respect that, Bitters.
Bitters: (sighs) Whatever.
Grif: So, as much it pains me, inside, I'm afraid I must deny your request to join our elite team, Matthews.
Matthews: (tearing up) Very well sir. I understand.
Matthews walks off.
Grif: Even in defeat, still a kiss-ass.
Simmons: (offscreen) Grif, hurry up!
Grif: Speaking of which...
Cut to Grif joining Tucker, Simmons, Thea and Caboose on a platform. Their four respective lieutenants, Bitters, Palomo, Jensen, Bailey and Smith stand below.
Simmons: (clears throat) Hello. Welcome evryone. Thank you for joining us here. Um, why don't we just go down the line and introduce ourselves?
Caboose: Um, hello. Ugh yes...my name is Michael J. Caboose.
All recruits: Hi Michael.
Simmons: No, I meant the recruits. Why would we need to introduce ourselves? They already know us.
Caboose: Yes, but do they know the "real" us.
Tucker: What does that even mean?
Caboose: Well that is a very interesting question, Tucker. Why don't you elaborate on those feelings?
Tucker: (groans) Just state your name.
Simmons: And tell us a fun fact about yourself.
Grif: (to Simmons) Really?
Smith: (clears throat) Permission to speak, sir?
Tucker: Uh, go for it?
Smith: Thank you, sir. Lieutenant John-
Grif: Hey, G.I. Joe? Could you drop the act? We don't have all day.
Smith: Oh, um very good, sir. My friends call me Smith. I've served the New Republic faithfully for several years and I believe Captain Caboose is one of the wisest individuals I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Sir!
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Red vs blue (Female OC) season 12
FanfictionAgent Washington, Shawn, Lopez, Donut and Sarge have been captured. Thea and the rest of the gang have teamed up with the new republic to save them from the federal army but it's a little difficult since their Lieutenants are like them, idiots. But...
