Cloak and dagger

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Fade in to F.A.C Outpost 37, cuts to the Blood Gulch Crew standing in a hallway.

Tucker: Okay, hold up. You're telling me that the Feds are just as helpless as the New Republic? I thought they were evil!

Donut: Well, we thought you were being brainwashed by terrorists! And Thea's good nature was used against her!

Thea: Wait what?

Grif: Terrorists? Our soldiers are a bunch of harmless morons!

Sarge: Your soldiers?

Simmons: We were all promoted to Captains, they gave us squads and everything.

Caboose: (quietly) Blue Team for life.

Sarge looks at Washington.

Sarge: Clearly our enemy isn't as cunning as we once thought.

Washington: We don't have an enemy. As far as I can tell, both of these forces have reasons to fight, and neither are particularly guilt-free. We've just been caught in the middle.

Thea: (emphatic) But, the rebels aren't bad! Some of them are our friends.

Washington: And we managed to make a few allies within the Federal Army. None of this makes either side any better. The New Republic started this war with extremest attacks on the capitol.

Tucker: (hostile) But only because the government was screwing them!

Grif: You gotta admit, it sounds kinda like a dick move.

Thea: Enough. We need to get these two sides to talk to one another. The current leader of the new republic is Vanessa Kimball, all she wants is the war to end and if we can get her and general Doyle to cooperate with each other then we might be able to go home.

Simmons: (uneasy) This isn't right.

Thea: Believe me, there's plenty wrong with this situation. But I think this is our best move. I'm just glad you guys made it.

Simmons: (emphatic) No, seriously, I mean this doesn't feel right. I just can't figure out what it is!

Sarge: Is it a false sense of superiority? That's probably a side effect of the false promotion.

Grif: Minutes after re-uniting and you're already starting shit.

Sarge: What did you expect, breakfast in bed?

Grif: I hate you.

Sarge: I hate you more.

Shawn: Aww, you guys missed each other. Like the gay couple you are.

Grif: That's it you son of a bitch!

Grif tackles Shawn to the ground and they start wrestling as the others watched.

Thea: How did you guys managed to stay alive? I'm pretty Locus is (cuckoo whistle) and I've seen crazy, trust me.

Washington: He was ordered to find us and bring us to Doyle. He was meant to bring you but you escaped.

Thea: Yeah thanks allot Dumbass.

Washington: Look Thea I didn't mean to say that it was the spur in the moment and I thought-

Thea: I'm not talking about that! I'm talking about the fact that I'm still acting like Church even if we found you guys! Ugh, I hate it!

Washington: Wait what?

Tucker: Thea's turned into Church and it's scary.

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