Sorry for the amongus joke.
After that whole thing with Veneer...
You walked into Wiz's shop to tell her about the news.
(Y/N): *walks in* Hey Wiz-
Veneer: Well if it isn't the one-eyed ranger!
(Y/N): Huh?! I shot you, I watched you die how could you still be alive?
Veneer: You shot the other me, now I am Veneer II!
(Y/N): Whatever man. *puts the last cigar in mouth* Hey, Wiz!
Wiz: Coming!
She lit it for you and gave you your next weekly cigars.
(Y/N): Ah, thanks, Wiz.
Wiz smiled at you in a wholesome way and poured you some tea while you sat down.
(Y/N): Oh Wiz, you do so much for me.
Wiz: I always enjoy serving you.
Veneer: I can tell she likes him without reading her mind.
(Y/N): Thank you. Anyways, Veneer. What are you doing here?
Veneer: Im believed to be dead. Now I'm keeping a low profile and helping Wiz and Kazuma with the shop.
(Y/N): As long as you aren't causing problems.
You left and went to Gale's place with Aqua to check up on him.
Aqua: So gale lives out of town?
(Y/N): Yeah, he lives with this super tall chick.
When you got there...
Gale: (Y/N)!!!
(Y/N): Gale? What's going on?
Gale: I could say the same for you!
(Y/N): Woah calm down!
Maya: Grr! Pervert!
(Y/N): The fuck is going on?! I just got back from town!
Maya: You were teleported into my bathroom while I was taking a shower! Then you sat there and stared at me with seductive eyes!
The night before...
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Gale: Miller, I'm working on this new teleportation technology that takes no magic to use.
Miller: That sounds amazing! How's it work!
Gale: Well it's not done yet but ill show you.
He took Miller to his shack and showed the large teleportation machine.
Miller: Amazing!
Gale: It is. It uses the spinning gyro to create magnetic energy that makes magic. That magic transfers into this...
Maya: Im gonna go take a shower sweetie.
Gale: Ok.
She got in the shower to wash off all the grime from working in the garden.
Miller: So what's this button do? *press*
Gale: It's not done yet!!!
It started to vibrate and float into the air. It exploded and Miller flew back along with Gale.
...
Back on Earth in Germany...
Ludwig was taking a bubble bath with his rubber ducky.
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