Konosuba Harem x SolidSnake reader

A Friend For This Lonely Girl

So after that things were going back to normal. Im on my way to the guild now with Kirk and Megumin.

(Y/N): Wiz?

Wiz: Coming.

She gave you your cigars and you paid for them like usual. After that, you sat down and watched the horses pass by outside from the window.

Kirk: That girl over there keeps staring at us.

???: H-huh?! Megumin, my rival! I believe that it is fate that brought us together!

Wiz: Actually she heard that you guys come here often, so she's been waiting here all morning.

(Y/N): Thats... Sad.

Yunyun: I, Yunyun, challenge you to a duel!

Megumin: I dont think so.

Kirk: Are you seriously going to turn down a challenge?! You scaredy-cat! Meow~

Megumin: Im no scaredy-cat! I accept this duel...

(Y/N): Why are you fighting? Im trying to relax and enjoy the atmosphere. *sips tea* But if you want to have a duel... You should use that orb thingy.

Wiz: The friendship crystal.

She sat it on a table and Yunyun was on one side while Megumin was on the other. After they concentrated their magic on it, everything went dark and a bunch of screens showed up.

Wiz: My, my. The magic of a crimson demon.

(Y/N): Impressive.

On the screens were embarrassing memories of Yunyun doing stuff alone like having a birthday by herself and nobody wanting to do anything with her.

(Y/N): Somebody get this girl a friend!

It showed some embarrassing memories of Megumin doing weird things with her sister like stealing people's bread crusts.

(Y/N): Okay thats just flat-out hilarious.

Kirk: *snort* Yeah.

Megumin: We have to destroy this thing!

She picked it up and threw it on the floor. It shattered and you cleaned it up.

(Y/N): I didn't break it soo.

Megumin: Fine, I'll pay for it!

(Y/N): *sigh* *dumps pieces in the garbage* So, Yunyun was it? Why didn't you just come to the mansion?

Yunyun: It's rude coming unannounced.

(Y/N): at least she's polite. You can come whenever you'd like.

Yunyun: Thank you. And youre not gonna make fun of my name?

(Y/N): Why would I do that?

Yunyun: Because it's weird.

(Y/N): It's not that weird.

Yunyun: Thanks for not making fun of my name.

(Y/N): No problem. Anyways, why are you so fucking lonely?

Yunyun: B-because nobody wants to be my friend.

(Y/N): You seem friendly. I don't detect any negativity from you. You seem like the perfect friend.

Yunyun: You think so?

(Y/N): Of course.

She was about to walk away but you stood her.

(Y/N): Wait, I have an idea. How about we spend a day together? It's clear that you need a close friend.

Yunyun: You'd do that?

(Y/N): Yeah, and im a man of my word.

Yunyun: *starts to tear up* Thank you! Tomorrow, maybe?

(Y/N): Yeah. Kirk? You and the party can do some quests while I'm gone.

Kirk: Got it, boss!

The next day...

You got a knock on the door the next morning.

(Y/N): Hello?

Yunyun: (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Ah, Yunyun. Come in.

She sat down on the couch and you made her some tea.

Aqua: Who's this?

(Y/N): Yunyun, she's a friend.

Yunyun: And we're gonna hang out today.

Aqua: Huh? Like just the two of you?

Yunyun: Y-yes.

Aqua: I can't allow it!

(Y/N): What do you mean?

Aqua: You have to do some quests with us today! You can't just ditch us!

(Y/N): Actually, I can. Let's goooo!

You grabbed Yunyun's hand and teleported to the other side of town.

(Y/N): She gets like that sometimes. No idea why...

Yunyun: I know this one restaurant where we can eat.

(Y/N): What kind of food is it?

Yunyun: They serve these burgers and stuff!

(Y/N): Oh yeah, Miller's fast food.

Yunyun: You know the man who runs it?

(Y/N): Yeah, known him half my life.

You went to his food truck and got the usual. You sat a small round table outside of it. You couldn't help but feel like you were being watched.

(Y/N): Hm.

Yunyun: This is so gooood!

(Y/N): Pretty tasty. So youre a crimson demon?

Yunyun: Yeah, my father is the chief.

(Y/N): Chief, huh?

Yunyun: Yes, and I am the future chief.

(Y/N): Impressive. I can't wait to see you in battle.

After that, you went to a store that had random stuff in it. Like used armor to books.

(Y/N): I've been meaning to get a journal and some other things. By the way, if you see anything you like I could buy it for you.

Yunyun: Thank you but you don't have to.

(Y/N): Come on, it's my gift to you.

Yunyun: Ok!

You both walked over to the back and checked iut some things she wanted to buy.

(Y/N): Okay, I have to be being stalked right now.

After that, you guys walked around town. She started to hold your hand while walking.

(Y/N): Huh?

Yunyun: Im sorry! I thought that friends did that!

(Y/N): They do if they're 5. But it's ok.

Yunyun: O-ok.

You both sat on a bench on the sidewalk.

(Y/N): It's been fun hanging with you. I usually don't like getting personal with people but this is an exception.

She started fo hug when iut of nowhere...

Aqua: Aha!

Megumin: Going on a date with her, eh?!

Darkness: How shameful! She's underage!

They busted out of the bushes and looked angry.

(Y/N): Whays the big deal? Just two friends chatting.

Aqua: Grr!

Darkness: What about the hand holding?

(Y/N): It's a friend thing! More importantly, why aren't you guys at the guild?

Aqua: Kirk and Ludwig are doing it. We decided to follow you.

(Y/N): *sigh* why me?