When they said that it's hard to date an idol- they only take account of the fact that there are company rules, hard-core fans and busy schedules. But no one took into consideration about the amount of memes they create and annoy you with.
Let's put it in Johnten's perspective. Ever since Johnny said his iconic 'Oh- daddy' line, the tall male hasn't stopped annoying the short Thai with it. How about Renjun's voice crack? Jeno and Jaemin haven't stopped reminding him about that time.
Now- those memes were made by the people themselves- but what about the memes the fans have made? Well- that's what Shotaro is going through with Sungchan and his iconic rap in 90's Love. It was such a beautiful rap- why did Czennies do this? T-T
It started out fine- Sungchan was just scrolling through tiktok when he saw his first 90's Love edit. Of course- being the amazing boyfriend he is, the boy showed Shotaro and they both laughed at it together. But the more edits Sungchan showed, the more Shotaro got annoyed.
"Cause you said forever- now I drive alone pass your street~" Sungchan began. "길을 쓸고 다닌 스트릿 이젠 그냥 클래식~ 주머니는 헐렁했지~ 자 찍어 Cheese- 필름 속의 친구 다들 Make V~" Shotaro silently groaned for the nth time as Sungchan sang the Driver's license x 90's Love edit.
Don't get him wrong, Shotaro loves that tall bean stalk but singing that same song for at least 10 times that same day was just too much. "Bambi- I love you but can you stop singing that? Please?" Shotaro begged. Sungchan pouted but at least he listened.
"Can't you sing anything else?" Shotaro asks the boy as the tall younger snuggled up against him. "Uh- I don't know..." Sungchan replies. "Oh- since it's already Christmas!" Sungchan stood up and faced the poor Japanese boy.
"WHENEVER I SEE GIRLS AND BOYS- AND THE GIRLS AND BOYS SEE ME~ I REMEMBER THE CHILD~ AND THE CHILD REMEMBERS ME-" Shotaro groaned. "WHENEVER I SEE PEOPLE- AND THE PEOPLE SEE ME~ I BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS- AND CHRISTMAS BELIEVES IN ME!"
Shotaro wanted to cry. "Why-" "It's Jose Mari Chan! He's an icon when it comes to Christmas songs!" Sungchan exclaims. The Japanese male rolled his eyes. "Anything else?" Sungchan thought for a while. "Isko Moren-"
"NO! Anything but that!" Shotaro immediately stopped the younger. Doing a mixture of a laugh and cry, Shotaro hit the back side of the taller's head. "Can't you sing anything else? Perhaps something not off of tiktok?" Sungchan just pouted.
"But- but- tiktok sounds~" Shotaro wanted to cry. "You were the one who introduced tiktok to me. You have only yourself to blame." Sungchan was right. When those two met as trainees, Shotaro was a tiktok dancer while Sungchan had no idea what tiktok was.
And now he's obsessed. "Can't you seriously just stop singing tiktok sounds? They're getting annoying..." Shotaro huffed. "Almost as annoying ad Christmas songs.." The Japanese added under his breath. Sungchan pouted but complied because he loved Shotaro so so much.
The cute couple just sat there in silence, snuggled up against each other. But of course, that silence was short lived since there was a bean stalk named Jung Sungchan in the room. "Can I sing just one Christmas song?" Shotaro groaned. "Please? You won't regret this!"
Shotaro reluctantly nodded. He was already regretting this. Sungchan grinned and cleared his throat. "FELIZ NAVIDAD! FE- FELIZ NAVIDAD! I CAN FEEL THE EVEL COMING BUT FELIX NEVER BAD!" What a beautiful Christmas song, don't you think?
A/N: ADVANCED MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FELLOW TANGERINES!!! I was supposed to publish this on the day itself but I would be offline that time so-
12/25/21
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