Men.

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This is going to be really short. If you have any requests please comment them. I've had no motivation.

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The avengers were all eating at a restaurant. All chatting away talking like there's nobody else on the room. Peter was eating and talking with this dad, Tony.

A girl comes up To peter and taps her on the shoulder. The whole table becomes silent being entertained by the scene infront of them.

"Hey uh, you're really cute and I was wondering if I could get you're number." She asks.

Peter looks at her trying not to laugh causing the avengers confusion.

"I'm really sorry, you're attractive and all but you're definitely not my type." He says with an apologetic smile.

"What is your type then?" She questions.

Peter smiles "Men."

The avengers all freeze and soak up the information they have just received.

"WHAT" they all shout

The girl scurries away and Peter just smiles and keeps eating knowing this if they found out about a certain merc with a mouth, he'd be dead.

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Ik it's short but I have no inspiration 😩

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