Spacebook (Star Wars humour)

13. Prison Clone is Such a Beginner

Captain Rex posted: Mwahahahahaaa!

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Anakin Skywalker: Um, Rex? Are you okay?

Captain Rex: Yeah, I was gonna add a picture and tag Commander Ponds, but I've no idea how to use this Spacebook thing.

Anakin Skywalker: Oh, just noticed how it's your first post! Heyy you're missing out all the fun!!

Captain Rex: I read the newsfeed at times, but...

Ahsoka Tano: I'll teach you how to use Spacebook.

Lux Bonteri: BUT our picnic Ahsoka...

Ahsoka Tano: Oh yeah...

Anakin Skywalker: WHAT PICNIC? Ahsoka, spill it.

Anakin Skywalker: Dammit she went offline.

Captain Rex: How can you tell she did? With the Force?

Anakin Skywalker: Geez Rex, you really don't know this website do you? I'll teach you myself.

Captain Rex: Thank you general!!

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Count Dooku posted: Okay Rex, first things first. This is how to hack an account.

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Captain Rex: ???

Count Dooku: Chill, it's Anakin. We'll use Dooku's account for practice. It'll be great >:D

Captain Rex: Alright then.

Count Dooku: Okay, I'll teach you how to upload a pic. Go to the corner and click that square icon. Like this:

Count Dooku has added a picture to the album "Fabulous".

General Grievous: Umm Dooku? Why did you share that pic of a fluffy pink tauntaun?

Count Dooku: Whoosh whoosh Grievous, you're irretupting our practice session. Okay Rex, now go ahead and try it yourself.

Captain Rex has added a picture to the album "Troops".

Count Dooku: Great job! Lol, is that Obi-Wan eating that roasted Hutt? Gross! What a priceless pic, I'll go ahead and share it!!! (press the "share" button by the bottom right corner, pretty simple)

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Anakin Skywalker shared a picture from Captain Rex's album "Troops".

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE?!?!?!

Captain Rex: Commander Cody, sir!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: DAMMIT CODY!!!

Commander Cody: Heheheeee! #NoRegrets

Captain Rex: Hashtagging? Is that a thing?

Commander Cody: Rex, y u no hipster yet?

Anakin Skywalker: Okay Rex, now I'll teach you how to humiliate Ventress online.

Captain Rex: Alright!
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Anakin Skywalker left a message on Asajj Ventress' wall: HEY BALDIE!!!

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Commander Cody: Sir, try harder.

Anakin Skywalker: Fine. Why do witches wear name tags? So they'd know which witch is which!

Ahsoka Tano: GIVE THIS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!! #BaldWitchVentress

Asajj Ventress: Get off my wall, Jedi.

Anakin Skywalker: NEVER! When do witches cook their victims? On Fry Day!

Asajj Ventress: Get lost Skywalker.

Anakin Skywalker: What do you call a witch who lives on Tatooine? A sand-witch!

Ahsoka Tano: OH FORCE XD

Asajj Ventress: That's enough!!! I'm blocking you all!!!

Captain Rex: How do you call two nightsisters sharing a room? Broom-mates. Cuz they're witches and witches fly on brooms?

Anakin Skywalker: Learning fast! xD

Asajj Ventress: UGHHHHHHHHH BYE I'M BLOCKING.
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Captain Rex updated his status: Heading for the prison block, taking the afternoon shift.

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Anakin Skywalker: I'm proud. Rex, you know how to use Spacebook now!!!

Captain Rex: Thank u sir.

Anakin Skywalker: You even used "u"! Aww my hipster captain!!!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You ruined him, Anakin.

Anakin Skywalker: No. He's perfect now.

Fives: YESSSSS REX JOIN OUR GROUP CHAT!!!

Echo: Whopeeee!

Captain Rex: At least I'll be entertained while I watch over Nute Gunray.

Nute Gunray: Suckers, I have my device as well!!

Captain Rex: In prison? Oh no, not under my supervision.

Captain Rex: iHolopad 6? Who gave that to the scum?!

Commander Fox: Not me. Hey Reeeex great to see ya on the web at last! And thanks for accepting the afternoon shift!

Captain Rex: Anytime. Now... What's Flappy Bird? Skywalker's highscore is 5732...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: OH NOOO HE'S ADDICTED. Don't try it Rex.

Captain Rex: Sounds like an order I should obey.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You'll be thankful.
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Poggle the Lesser posted: Just blasted out of prison! By suckers!

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Captain Rex: You shouldnt've shared that online. I know how to use this site now.

Poggle the Lesser: Crap.
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Captain Rex updated his status: Geonosian creep back in the cell. ---feeling successful.

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Commander Fox: Great work, prison clone! Thanks for your time today!

Captain Rex: Anytime, brother. I even had time to download Hay Day.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: TOLD YOU ALL ANAKIN RUINED HIM.
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