Spacebook (Star Wars humour)

9. The Return of the Furby

Inspired by the horror stories online.

Enjoy!

Photo attachment made by me to entertain ya'll and visualize the creepy situation.

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Anakin Skywalker updated his status: Alright, my padawan is officially super responsible. Mace Windu is taking her to a mission! Without me! What a great master I am! - feeling proud.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Thank me, Anakin. I taught you how to be a great master. You just passed on MY teachings.

Force Ghost Qui-Gon Jinn: Oh no, I started this talented line.

Count Dooku: My dear old padawan, you know it was all me!

Master Yoda: Thank me, you should, ha!

Ahsoka Tano: Alright, I accept that. Master Yoda, your excellent teachings made me strong and responsible. Thank you.

Anakin Skywalker: But... But I made you reckless... and I taught you to disobey orders at times...

Master Yoda: A good idea, that was not. But weaknesses, we all have.

Anakin Skywalker: So you think what I taught her are just weaknesses?!

Master Yoda: Keep Ahsoka waiting, you shouldn't. A job, she has to do, with Windu.

Ahsoka Tano: Right! Goodbye, masters! I'll miss you master Skywalker! Think about me! Oh, almost forgot, can you take care of my Furby while I'm away?

Anakin Skywalker: Wait... WHAT? No!!!

Ahsoka Tano: PLEASE! Just tickle it, feed it at times, and talk to it! Please!

Anakin Skywalker: Arrg, alright!

Ahsoka Tano: THANK YOU! <3 Goodbye everyone!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Bye Ahsoka!

Master Yoda: May the Force be with you!

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Anakin Skywalker posted: Alright, I've got the Furby. It's furry. Blue. And scary. It MOVES AND TALKS! It said loo-loo... how do you make it pee then?

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: I doubt that you can make a mehanical toy pee, despite that it asked for loo-loo. But look at the bright side! You can always ask Grievous! He and Furby are awfully similar.

Anakin Skywalker: Right. Both are annoying, mehanical toys.

General Grievous: Jedi scum!

Anakin Skywalker: >:)

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Anakin Skywalker posted: What does ee-tay mean???

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Mace Windu: In what language? Chiss? Mon Calamari? Perhaps Geonosian?

Anakin Skywalker: Er... Furbish.

Mace Windu: Try to stay focused with more important things, Skywalker.

Anakin Skywalker: Of course, it's just... annoys me. The toy.

Mace Windu: Look, there's a Furby app you can download to your holopad. It's free and includes a translator.

Anakin Skywalker: Thousand thanks master Windu!