Spacebook (Star Wars humour)

11. Rebels of Star Wars

Anakin Skywalker posted: This writer SUCKS!!! She like never updates this book!

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Ahsoka Tano: I KNOW RIGHT? I wanna do more stuff but she never writes them down...

Count Dooku: Same! Who does she thinks she is? There are like tons of people who want to read more about my awesomeness!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I don't know guys... Maybe she has something else to do...

Anakin Skywalker: EVEN WORSE! She can't just go and forget us! Have you seen the comments on the previous chapter? People need more of me!

Count Dooku: And me!!!

Ahsoka Tano: And meeee!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Okay... So what's the plan?

Anakin Skywalker: We can go and rant about this lazy writer.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Nope. That's mean.

Anakin Skywalker: Oh come on! She never updates books, she completely left us on our own! We must take revenge!

Darth Maul: YES!! REVENGE!! LET'S KILL KENOBI!!!

Ahsoka Tano: ???^^^?

Count Dooku: Excuse that idiot, he's not with me.

Darth Sidious: Not with me either.

Darth Maul: Come on guys!!! We could kill the Jedi together!

Anakin Skywalker: How about killing writers?

Darth Maul: Writers? What writers? I was never mentioned in this book...

Anakin Skywalker: Oh yeah, I was the focus and other characters could never appear... Hehehe... #mecool

Ahsoka Tano: You guys! We can't just go around posting these random things! People don't read that! We need to think of a real story!

Anakin Skywalker: True. Any... Ideas?

Ezra Bridger: LET'S KILL THE INQUISITOR!!!!

Steela Gerrara: LET'S KILL AHSOKA!!!

Darth Maul: LET'S KILL KENOBI!!!

Leia Organa: LET'S KILL JABBA THE HUTT!!!

Agent Kallus: LET'S KILL THE REBELS!!!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You know you're in the Star Wars Universe when...^^^ *facepalm*
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Steela Gerarra posted: Hey Kallus! What have I ever done against you! You wanna kill me?

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Agent Kallus: I don't even know who you are... O.o

Steela Gerrarra: I'm part of the rebellion!!!

Hera Syndulla: Wut?

Luke Skywalker: Our rebellion?

Steela Gerarra: The rebellion against the Separatists!

Sabine Wren: ?

Steela Gerrarra: In Clone Wars? You know. The cartoon series?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Surely not in Clone Wars! That was mostly about me and padawan Anakin! In 2003.

Steela Gerrara: NO! Not that one!!! The one that started in 2008!

Ahsoka Tano: Yeah, that's called THE Clone Wars!

Steela Gerrara: WHATEVER! We are the Rebels of Star Wars! Why is Kallus agains us?

Agent Kallus: I am not against you. You'd be too old to fight in my era.

Steela Gerrara: WHAT?! Lux save me!

Lux Bonteri: WE ARE THE REBELS OF STAR WARS!!!

Ezra Bridger: Nope. Our brand new show's called Star Wars Rebels! We're the official rebellion here!!!

Leia Organa: Oh please! OUR rebellion is in the Original Trilogy! That worths double!

Ezra Bridger: WHAT? WHY?

Leia Organa: Because! Every living being watches the Original Trilogy at least once! Only real Star Wars nerds watch childish cartoons.

Ezra Bridger: Excuse me? Did you just call our show CHILDISH? Wow, you obviously haven't seen a single episode!

Leia Organa: I did! And you sucked through all of the episodes!

Sabine Wren: Well WE are surely the best rebellion Star Wars ever had!

Han Solo: What have you guys ever done?

Ezra Bridger: Kickass lightsaber fights.

Mace Windu: You call THAT kickass? XD Jarrus practically force pushed The Inquisitor on the ceiling... Childish as poop! XD

Kanan Jarrus: Hey! >:( Besides, we steal stuff, meet mystery fulcrum, give food to citizens...

Luke Skywalker: Please. I blew up a Death Star.

Lando Carlissian: Then we blew up a second one as well.

Luke Skywalker: Then I turned my dad back to the Light Side and he destroyed Emperor Palpatine.

Han Solo: What did you say? You stole some stuff?

Ezra Bridger: Eeermm.......

Luke Skywalker: And you are TWO! Two Force users against one! I was alone against two!

Steela Gerrara: We saved the king of Onderon you suckers!

Han Solo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER

Lux Bonteri: It was hard!!!

Admiral Ackbar: Blowing up Death Stars is way harder. Even if you get into a TRAP!

Steela Gerrara: You guys are CRAP.

Han Solo: I think it's pretty obvious from here that it's either the Star Wars Rebels team or The Original Trilogy team who should be called the Rebels of Star Wars.

Lux Bonteri: BUT

Anakin Skywalker: You guys were only like in ONE episode of The Clone Wars, which laster for SIX SEASONS. Rebels got a whole show.

Steela Gerrara: I'm out of here. >:|

Luke Skywalker: Okay, so it's a show vs. a trilogy now.

Han Solo: We won.

Sabine Wren: NO!!

Anakin Skywalker: Show: children watch it. Trilogy: EVERYONE watch it.

Luke Patricia: Guys....

Ezra Bridger: NO! We are the official Rebels of Star Wars!

Leia Organa: No! Us!

Luke Patricia: You guys...

Kanan Jarrus: It's us!!! We are winning this!

Ahsoka Tano: Pssst, Luke Patricia, we wrote a chapter for you! Publish it! Those guys will argue forever, let the readers decide who the rebels are!

Luke Patricia: Thanks Ahsoka! Alright! Pressing "publish" button in 3...

Luke Skywalker: WE ARE THE REBELS OF STAR WARS

Luke Patricia: 2...

Ezra Bridger: WE ARE THE REBELS!!!

Luke Patricia: 1...

Bam.