Spacebook (Star Wars humour)

15. Forcecraft

Anakin Skywalker: I got a new friend request from someone who looks quite... Blocky.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: "blocky" is not an adjective describing species, Anakin.

Gonk: Yes it is!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You're a droid -.-

Gonk: Ughhh y u so mean

Ahsoka Tano: Interesting! I got a friend request from your guy too, Skyguy! I wonder what planet he's from...
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Ahsoka Tano is now friends with Creeper.

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Ahsoka Tano: Hi?

Anakin Skywalker: My Master told me only to accept friend requests if we have at least one mutual friend... Request accepted.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: *heavy facepalming*

Creeper: Wait for it...

Ahsoka Tano: ???

Anakin Skywalker: Ya??

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Katooni posted: HOLY KRIFF OKAY THIS IS AHSOKA ON MY YOUNGLING FRIEND'S ACC. MY HOLOPAD JUST GOT... BLOWN UP. BY ITSELF.

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R2-D2: SAME. ANAKIN HERE. IT HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER I ADDED THAT BLOCKY GREEN THING TO MY FRIENDS.

C-3PO: Oh, Master Ani, are you alright?

R2-D2: Yeah, I'm okay... I lost the full data of my Holopad though :( I had so many payed games.

Katooni: What do we do now, Skyguy?

R2-D2: Idk Snips. I sense danger.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is now friends with Enderman.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Okay. There you go Anakin. Stop teasing me for being scared of friend requests!!!!

Katooni: Uh-oh... Another blocky.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: What do you mean, young Katooni? Have you heard of these species, or you simpAHHHHH HELP IM BEING DRAGGED AWAY OMG HELP HELP HALPPP!!!!!!!!

Katooni: MASTER KENOBI!!!

R2-D2: Oh My Force! Obi-Wan!!! What happened???

Steve: Uh, hello, I'm Steve...

Katooni: Hi Steve?!

Steve: So I know what happened to your friend...

R2-D2: WHAT??? WHAT HAPPENED TO OBI-WAN??? START TALKING YOU BLOCKHEAD!!!!

Steve: Endermans in my world steal blocks, pieces of materials... Looks like in your galaxy, they took your friend.

R2-D2: Okay, how do we get him back??

Steve: Endermans teleport, they can't be chased. They keep walking until they reach The End... A terribly dangerous place for humans. No one can return from there alive, they'll be roasted by the fire of the Enderdragon....

Katooni: .......

R2-D2: .......... Cool story bro.

Steve: It's the truth!!! What I was trying to say is, if you ever want to see your friend again, start fighting!