September 9th 3:15pm
Peter walked out of the building and into the busy sidewalks of New York, he quickly pulled out his phone to text the group chat about what had just happened
Peter
> GUYS YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS
> I'M TONY STARKS PERSONAL ASSISTANT!
> I'M GOING TO BE SPENDING PRACTICALLY EVERY DAY WITH HIM
Fossil
> That's great kid!
Boss
> Congratulations Peter :D
TechKid
> SWAG!
DanceMVP
> Idk who you are, but nice
Lightning
> You hired a personal assistant Tony?!
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Mr. Computer
> PRANK ISTG- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HIM
Prank
> I DID HE'S JUST CLUELESS
BigGreen
> guys calm down
MetalHead
> I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
Speedy
> It's called muting your phone dumbass
Fossil
> WOAH! THERE'S CHILDREN HERE!
Peter
> You do realize i'm going to be Tony Stark's personal assistant right? I'm going to be hearing a lot of cuss words, besides I have a pretty bad potty mouth myself so it's fine Fossil
> Also; WHAT THE HELL DID LIGHTNING SAY THAT CAUSED YOU ALL TO BLOW UP?? LMFAO
BirdBrain
> You guys are pissing MetalHead off >:(
Peter
> Oh??? How come???? DID I DO IT?? OML I'M SO SORRY MR. METALHEAD-
Mr. Computer
> . . . Peter- we're always pissing metalhead off
BirdBrain
> SPEEDY WHY WOULD YOU CALL HIM A DUMBASS YOU KNOW HE'S NOT USED TO USING TECHNOLOGY YET- YOU COULD'VE TOLD HIM HOW TO MUTE HIS PHONE
Speedy
> -_-
Patriot
> This conversation went drastically off track
StoneHead
> MetalHead in order to mute your phone go into your settings app
InvisibleMan
> I just wanted to eat my chips😭
GreenBitch
> YOU'RE NOT INVISIBLE DUDE
Marvel
> Okay children calm tf down
Sparkles
> Congrats on the job Peter
Knives
> WHO ATE MY SANDWHICH??
TrashPanda
> annnd that's my cue to leave
BugsLife
> Hey guys, where's the leftover taco meat??
TechKid
> R.I.P taco😢😢
PinkPanther
> SHURI ENOUGH WITH THE TACO FUNERAL
TechKid
> NEVAH
Peter
> CONTEXT????????
Mr. Computer
> Context doesn't exist in this reality :)
Sparkles
> I hate you all
Mr. Computer
> Oh come onn sparkles you love meee
Sparkles
> I feel nothing but hatred for your idiotic self
Peter
> *adds SparkleComputer to my list of ships*
TechKid
> DJALKFEONAF WAT HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE ON THAT LIST?!
Peter
> One; SparkleComputer
> So far :)
Prank
> I like this child
Mr. Computer
> Prank- you're a child. YOU'RE THE SAME AGE AS PETER AND SHURI
Peter
> THEY ARE??
Prank
> pspsps nO
Peter
> :D TEENAGERS TAKE CONTROL OF THE GROUP CHAT!
TrashPanda
> There are literally only 3 of you, the rest are adults calm down kid
Peter
> :(( you're no fun!
Mr. Computer
> Yeah build-a-bear stop being a buzzkill
Sparkles
> Computer istg you are more childish than the actual children
Mr. Computer
> I'm smarter though.
Peter
> are you though? Because apparently I must be close to your level of inteligence if I hacked your phone and I'm only 16 and you're probably in your early 40's. :)
Fossil
> Kid, respect your elders.
Mr. Computer
> I'M NOT OLD!
TechKid
> tell that to your sore body after a fight and the wrinkles on your forehead ;)
PinkPanther
> Shuri be nice
TechKid
> Can't make me brother
Peter
> lolll
GreenBitch
> You guys are so annoying
Fossil
> COMPUTER WHY IS THAT HER USERNAME?!
Peter
> BAHAHAHA GREEN BITCH IS MY FAVORITE NOW
GreenBitch
> Nope nope nope, computer would throw me off ship into a lava pit if I let that happen. That's a bad idea. Nope.
Mr. Computer
> Why are you even in this group chat?
Knives
> I invited her
Computer
> of course you did
Sparkles
> You just can't handle someone who's better than you being in the chat computer.
Peter
> BAHAHAHAHA
> Okay well I have to go now, I'm at home and have to let my aunt know I got the job. Bye everyone!!!
Everyone
> Bye peter!!
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Peter walked up the steps to the front door of his and aunt may's apartment. It was roomy, a perfect space for the two of them. There was no reason to change anything, and he was glad to not have anything changed. As he kicked off his shoes by the door he called for his aunt, "May? Are you home?" He spoke loudly but didn't yell.
"In my room! I'll be out in a sec!" May called back a second later.
Peter nodded to himself and walked toward the kitchen, leaving his shoes sitting by the door.
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