theodore (not)t: this devious licks trend is getting wayyyy out of hand 💀💀
vincent van gogh: dude a group of first years placed hexing charms on the soap dispensers and now they dispense mustard instead of soap 😶
daddy malfoy: tHAT'S IN THE BOYS BATHROOM NEAR THE LIBRARY RIGHT???
vincent van gogh: yep 💀
daddy malfoy: I ALMOST CRIED WHEN I WENT TO WASH MY HANDS
daddy malfoy: AT FIRST IT WAS FUNNY SEEING IT ON TIKTOK BUT NOW? IM NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE
blaise zucchini: it's literally so bad 🤢 someone stole the toilet seats in the boys bathroom over at the hufflepuff dorms
thomas (not)t: if anyone pulls a stunt like that in the slytherin dorm i will absolutely lose my fucking mind
pansy 🌹: fear not, it's already happened ALSJAISJS
thomas (not)t: WHAT
gregorian calendar: someone shrunk all the urinals 🤠🤠
thomas (not)t: FOR FUCK'S SAKE
blaise zucchini: NO WAY
gregorian calendar: yes way akdnaksns me & leo went earlier and,,,,there they were, as small as a snail
gregorian calendar: snape is not pleased 😶😶
harry potter ⚡️: this is so funny aosjaishss
blaise zucchini: u cant fucking tell me that those heathens u call the gryffindor first years haven't done some dumb shit like that yet
harry potter ⚡️: *looks away*
daddy malfoy: yeah isn't mcgonagall gonna have a meeting w/ all of u guys later after dinner?? 🤔🤔
daddy malfoy: u can't tell me it's not because of this
harry potter ⚡️: ...okay fine i'll tell y'all
harry potter ⚡️: someone snuck into all three bathrooms and hexed the toilets so that if u get near, it screams and tries to bite u
harry potter ⚡️: the soap and hand sanitizer dispensers were also stolen, and someone nabbed the paintings in the common room
daddy malfoy: WHAT THE FUCK
blaise zucchini: FUCKING HEATHENS WHAT DID I TELL U
pansy 🌹: u cANNOT BE FR RN LMAOOOO
harry potter ⚡️: I WISH I WAS KIDDING ALSJAISJS
pansy 🌹: catch dumbledore making an announcement abt this at dinnertime later today 💀💀 it's gonna take everything in me not to laugh
daddy malfoy: watch the freshmen visibly pale and shit themselves in fear ALSJAISNS
blaise zucchini: idk what they fed those kids b4 coming here but whatever it was made them into demons
pansy 🌹: HAHAHAHAHAHA
thomas (not)t: they're absolutely fucking unhinged
thomas (not)t: i thought we were bad, but these kids are on something i swear
harry potter ⚡️: HONESTLY ALSNAISJ
pansy 🌹: anyway
pansy 🌹: i gtg to the library cuz i got a study date with someone 😌😌
daddy malfoy: wHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
daddy malfoy: WHOA
daddy malfoy: WHOA
blaise zucchini: EXCUSE ME? 👁👁
daddy malfoy: HOLD ON
thomas (not)t: AND WITH WHO????? 👀👀👀👀👀👀
pansy 🌹: 👀👀👀👀
pansy 🌹: hermione 😌💖
harry potter ⚡️: W/ HERMIONE???? WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF THIS
pansy 🌹: oOP—
pansy 🌹: aNYWAY GTG HEHEHEHEHE
blaise zucchini: i cannot believe this
daddy malfoy: pansy does not miss a chance 💀
blaise zucchini: i gotta step up my game now
thomas (not)t: says the guy who turns to jelly any time neville walks by lmao
blaise zucchini: SHUT THE FUCK UP
harry potter ⚡️: I DIDN'T KNOW OF THIS—
pansy 🌹: aNYWAY
pansy 🌹: see y'all at dinner! 😋😋
daddy malfoy: the devil works hard but pansy work's harder
a/n: i started writing this when tiktok was filled with videos of "devious licks" and it was so fucking funny 💀💀 i know it's outdated by now but whatevs
sorry for taking so long to update!! last semester was so fucking bad, jesus christ.......anyway, i hope u guys had a great time this holiday season, a happy new years, and i wish u all a great semester!! 💖💖💖💖 thank y'all so much for reading and remember to vote, comment and share!!! love y'all!! 💕💕
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The Group Chat ✧ drarry + others
FanfictionHarry gets added into the Slytherin group chat and gets quite involved in the house he should've been in since the beginning. [this is a literal dumpster fire and super out of character, i am so sorry]
