Slytherin Hoes 🐍
pansy 🌹: how do u ruin a wedding
pansy 🌹: just asking for a friend
Daphne 🌿🌟: why would u want to ruin a wedding
pansy 🌹: shhh it's for a friend
daddy malfoy: dont know????
blaise zucchini: dont do some stupid shit pansy
pansy 🌹: iM NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING BAD LEAVE ME BE
blaiss zucchini: mhm...
Daphne 🌿🌟: sure...
daddy malfoy: yeah...of course...
pansy 🌹: oKAY FINE
pansy 🌹: my cousin's getting married on april 1st (y'all know what day that is) and i want to prank him
pansy 🌹: so, anyone got any ideas?
blaise zucchini: that's a shit day to have a wedding
pansy 🌹: tell me about it
pansy 🌹: so, anyone?
harry potter ⚡️: i chime in
pansy 🌹: OABDIABAKZNSS
pansy 🌹: u GENIUS
daddy malfoy: hAVEN'T U PPL EVER HEARD OF
blaise zucchini: cLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
harry potter ⚡️: NO!
daddy malfoy: it'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS
harry potter ⚡️: WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
pansy 🌹: aaawwww look at them
pansy 🌹: they're bonding :')
daddy malfoy: shut up pansy
pansy 🌹: make me >:)
daddy malfoy: okay :)
pansy 🌹: eW GROSS
daddy malfoy: :)))
pansy 🌹: u JUST SPIT ON MY FUCKING ARM U GROSS LIL SHIT
pansy 🌹: I PREFER BEING JINXED OR SOMETHING
pansy 🌹: U GROSS FUCKER
daddy malfoy: i love u~ 😘
pansy 🌹: uGH
harry potter ⚡️: that's gross malfoy
daddy malfoy: do u want me to spit on ur arm too, potter?
blaise zucchini: im thinking of other places u could spit in concerning potter's body ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
daddy malfoy: bLAI. SE WAKSNAKSNWHAT THE FUCK
harry potter ⚡️: tHAT'S EVEN MORE BLOODY GROSS
blaise zucchini: whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
a/n: idk what im doing at this point 👁👄👁
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The Group Chat ✧ drarry + others
FanfictionHarry gets added into the Slytherin group chat and gets quite involved in the house he should've been in since the beginning. [this is a literal dumpster fire and super out of character, i am so sorry]
