Harry gets added into the Slytherin group chat and gets quite involved in the house he should've been in since the beginning.
[this is a literal dumpster fire and super out of character, i am so sorry]
blaise zucchini: hufflepuff is having a party next week 🤔 y'all going?
pansy 🌹: i am :)
pansy 🌹: hermione invited me earlier
daddy malfoy: hUH? 😦
blaise zucchini: HOW ARE U GOING SO FAST
harry potter ⚡️: HERMIONE HASN'T EVEN TOLD ME ANYTHING WHAT
pansy 🌹: oOPS 🤭🤭
thomas (not)t: the devil works had but pansy works harder
blaise zucchini: must be fun being a lesbian huh 🫠🫠
daddy malfoy: next thing we know they're getting married within a week
harry potter ⚡️: ALSKSOSNDKS
pansy 🌹: hOPEFULLY 😳🥴
daddy malfoy: DAMN U ARE DOWN BAD
pansy 🌹: as if you're one to talk 🙄
daddy malfoy: sSSHHH ✋🏻✋🏻
daddy malfoy: don't. don't say that 🤫
daddy malfoy: aNYWAY—
daddy malfoy: yes im going
gregorian calendar: me too
vincent van gogh: same here. heather asked me to help with snacks so
harry potter ⚡️: idk if i'll go 🤔🤔
harry potter ⚡️: if some of the other gryffindors agree to go then maybe i'll be there
daddy malfoy: 👁👁
daddy malfoy: well guys i'm not going :/
blaise zucchini: AOSNAOSJSOAK
pansy 🌹: WOW
thomas (not)t: DIDN'T EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT HUH
harry potter ⚡️: hUH??
harry potter ⚡️: ,,,,,okay fine i'll go
pansy 🌹: oh my god
thomas (not)t: I—
gregorian calendar: u guys are so— *sigh*
daddy malfoy: APSJAOSJSOAN
daddy malfoy: okay guys im going to the party after all :)
blaise zucchini: i literally cannot believe we're witnessing this i—
daddy malfoy: so are u inviting neville? :)
blaise zucchini: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT
pansy 🌹: i'll ask him out in ur place 👁👁
blaise zucchini: PANSY DONT U FUCKING DARE
pansy 🌹: i have his number 👁👁 i'll do it
blaise zucchini: NO DONT
blaise zucchini: I'LL DO IT MYSELF
thomas (not)t: oH??
pansy 🌹: HEHEHEHE LET US KNOW HOW IT GOES :))
daddy malfoy: blaise is currently shrieking into his pillow 👁👄👁
daddy malfoy: he's on the phone now 👀
daddy malfoy: he's stuttering so hard omg
pansy 🌹: OH?????
daddy malfoy: BY GODS
daddy malfoy: HE'S DONE IT
pansy 🌹: AAAAAHHHHHH AKDNSKDNDKSNSKSNSKSNSJDJ BLAISE OB MY GOOODDDDD
thomas (not)t:
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pansy 🌹: DID HE SAY YES? PLS TELL ME HE SAID YES
blaise zucchini: ...
blaise zucchini: he said yes :)
pansy 🌹: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
a/n: it's rlly been two years huh.......im so sorry for being gone for so long y'all 😭😭 life's been crazy as hell 😵💫😵💫 but anywayssss here's a new chapter! and hopefully i'll be able to upload another one real soon :)) thanks for reading!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻 (and thank you guys for 60k!!)
