Slytherin Hoes 🐍
daddy malfoy: SNAPE WAS L I V I D
daddy malfoy: HE ALMOST M U R D E R E D US
daddy malfoy: HE ALMOST A N N I H I L A T E D US
pansy 🌹: IT WA S SO FUCKING FUNNY
harry potter ⚡️: HOW IS THAT FUNNY
blaise zucchini: HE WAS SO ANGRY BUT HE DIDNT WANT TO BE BC HE WAS TRYING HARD NOT TO LAUGH AOSNWOSN
harry potter ⚡️: WHAT THE FUCK
theodore (not)t: he took away like 50 house points tho rip
harry potter ⚡️: gUESS WE'RE WINNING THIS YEAR AGAIN
pansy 🌹: IN UR DREAMS POTTY
harry potter ⚡️: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
blaise zucchini: how did ur house react to that lil stunt that leo pulled lol
harry potter ⚡️: many of them were dying of laughter and crying, the others were suspicious, and a small portion didn't really care
vincent van gogh: yep sounds about right
pansy 🌹: which one were u
harry potter ⚡️: i was WHEEZING
blaise zucchini: wish i had seen that but i was too busy helping the other bloke at our table who was wheezing as well
daddy malfoy: hEY
daddy malfoy: IT WAS RLLY FUNNY
pansy 🌹: I SWORE U WERE GONNA DIE ON US
harry potter ⚡️: u know
harry potter ⚡️: i've never seen any of u laugh like that before until then
pansy 🌹: oh wow tru
pansy 🌹: no one has seen us do dumb shit like that at all or even laugh
blaise zucchini: war changes ppl
theodore (not)t: tru
harry potter ⚡️: i like this "change" better
pansy 🌹: same
a/n: wait do ppl actually like how this is going lol
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The Group Chat ✧ drarry + others
FanfictionHarry gets added into the Slytherin group chat and gets quite involved in the house he should've been in since the beginning. [this is a literal dumpster fire and super out of character, i am so sorry]
