pansy 🌹 has added harry potter ⚡️ to the Slytherin Hoes 🐍 group chat
daddy malfoy: i'd fuck him
daddy malfoy: aaSKWJAKSNSKSNSKS PANSY
pansy 🌹: very convenient moment
daddy malfoy: WHY THE FUCK WOULD U ADD HIM
pansy 🌹: reasons 👀
harry potter ⚡️: wait what am i doing here
harry potter ⚡️: w a i t
harry potter ⚡️: since when was malfoy gay what the fuck
daddy malfoy: BYE
daddy malfoy has left the chat
harry potter ⚡️: why is his name 'daddy malfoy'
blaise zucchini: cause he's ur daddy
pansy 🌹: LANSKSNWKSNSJS BLAISE IM SCREAMING
a/n: this is literally a crackfic aksjaisja it's a modern harry potter!au post-war fic so basically they're all gen-z trying to cope with what happened after the war lol so it's non-canon hope u guys like it tho! (also i began writing this in 2017 so some things might be outdated but i still hope u guys enjoy it!)
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The Group Chat ✧ drarry + others
FanfictionHarry gets added into the Slytherin group chat and gets quite involved in the house he should've been in since the beginning. [this is a literal dumpster fire and super out of character, i am so sorry]
