Harry gets added into the Slytherin group chat and gets quite involved in the house he should've been in since the beginning.
[this is a literal dumpster fire and super out of character, i am so sorry]
blaise zucchini: shadow the hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker
theodore (not)t: gET OUT
pansy 🌹: i swear—
blaise zucchini: lmao fine
blaise zucchini: no but fr
blaise zucchini: i think i have a crush
daddy malfoy: oHHH THIS IS INTERESTING
daddy malfoy: TELL US MORE :)))
theodore (not)t: BLAISE????? HAVING A CRUSH???????? I—
blaise zucchini: he's a gryffindor
pansy🌹: OWNDIANSKAJA
theodore (not)t: iS THIS IS A TREND?
theodore (not)t: IS THIS A FUCKING TREND? ARE WE ALL JUST SUPPOSED TO GET WITH GRYFFINDORS NOW???????
daddy malfoy: ASLFNFLAKADJK
gregorian calendar: i cannot believe this
harry potter ⚡️: i— 👁👄👁
blaise zucchini: 👁👄👁
pansy🌹: so who tf is it
blaise zucchini: idek if i should say it LMAO
daddy malfoy: PLEASE DO
blaise zucchini: but potter's here
pansy🌹: he didn't tell anyone i had a crush on hermione
harry potter ⚡️: my lips are sealed 🤐
blaise zucchini: aight........
blaise zucchini: it's the only person who's had a glow up this year
daddy malfoy: BITCH—
theodore (not)t: tHAT CANNOT VBE TRUUUUEEEE
pansy🌹: BLAISE ARE U FUCKING SRS
harry potter ⚡️: im so confused who is it
daddy malfoy: LONGBOTTOM YOU IDIOT
harry potter ⚡️: W H A T
blaise zucchini: he got hot soooooo
blaise zucchini: I CAN HEAR U LAUGHING ALL THE WAY IN THE COMMON ROOM DRACO STFU
daddy malfoy: THIS IS TOO MUCJ FOR ME
harry potter⚡️: WIAT HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN
blaise zucchini: IDEK
blaise zucchini: HE'S BEEN HELPING ME W/ HERBOLOGY RECENTLY AND IDK I JUST CAUGHT FEELINGS
harry potter⚡️: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
harry potter⚡️: I DIDN'T KNOW ABT THIS
pansy🌹: O H
gregorian calendar: wait u didn't know??
thomas (not)t: OH MY GOD ALDNAKSNSJ
pansy🌹: IT SEEMS LIKE POTTER'S NOT THE ONLY ONE MEDDLING WITH SLYTHERINS
harry potter⚡️: HOLY FUCK I FEEL LIED TO
harry potter⚡️: oHH OH SO THAT'S WHY HE'S RARELY HANGING OUT WITH US ANYMORE HOLY SHIT
daddy malfoy: THIS IS LITERALLY SO FUCKING AMUSING
pansy🌹: DAMN WE RLKY HAVE A TYPE HUH
theodore (not)t: WHO IS WE? NOT ME HUN NO MA'AM
daddy malfoy: AODJSSHAIJA
harry potter⚡️: holy fuck i cant believe u have a crush on neville
blaise zucchini: honestly, he looks that fine how could i not 🥴
daddy malfoy: have fun competing with like his fifty other suitors
blaise zucchini: 👁💧👄💧👁 fuck
blaise zucchini: wAIT IDEK IF HE'S NOT STRAIGHT
blaise zucchini: FUCK
harry potter⚡️:
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pansy🌹: OH
blaise zucchini: AODJAJAAKK
blaise zucchini: SHIT WAIT BRB I FORGOT I HAD TO MEET HIM AT THE LIBRARY TODAY
daddy malfoy: REMEMBER TO USE PROTECTION
blaise zucchini: AODJIAAKA I FUCKING HATE YOU
thomas (not)t: GO EASY ON HIM
blaise zucchini: FUCK U TOO
a/n: if y'all wanna know what blaise is referencing in the beginning, it's this: https://youtu.be/tLBL4M55tJU literally the funniest shit (at least to me) ever akdnaonsak anyway thank u all for the support aND THANK U FOR 4K READS HOLY SHIIITTTT!!!! also remember to vote, comment & share!!
