Harry gets added into the Slytherin group chat and gets quite involved in the house he should've been in since the beginning.
[this is a literal dumpster fire and super out of character, i am so sorry]
pansy 🌹: i cannot believe u bitches believed draco when he said he wasn't the imposter when i literally saw him k-word harry
pansy 🌹: aND THEN HE AND LUNA ENDED UP WINNING THE GAME
blaise zucchini: ok i agree why did we believe the pathological liar
daddy malfoy: thE PATHOLO—ME?! yeah ur right lol
thomas (not)t: im actually more surprised that luna was that good of a liar
daddy malfoy: we're cousins so
harry potter ⚡️: y'ALL ARE WHAT
daddy malfoy: yep :) it's complicated
harry potter ⚡️: HOW DID I NOT NOTICE
blaise zucchini: bro they literally look almost alike lmao
harry potter ⚡️: I THOUGHT IT WAS A COINCIDENCE
gregorian calendar: nope :-)
harry potter ⚡️: my whole life has been a lie
theodore (not)t: HEY Y'ALL RESIDENT GOSSIP GIRL HERE WITH SOME NEW GOSSIP
pansy 🌹: what news do u bring us today twink
theodore (not)t: im not telling u anymore
daddy malfoy: DAMMIT PANSY LOOK AT WHAT U DID
pansy 🌹: AOSJAISBAJA
pansy 🌹: DAMN OKAY IM SORRY LET ME REPHRASE
pansy 🌹: what news do u bring us today bitch
theodore (not)t: could use some work, but i'll take it
blaise zucchini: oh my god
theodore (not)t: im not sure if this is a very elaborate rumor but, get this, apparently
pansy 🌹: yes?
theodore (not)t: supposedly
pansy 🌹: uh huh?
theodore (not)t: allegedly
daddy malfoy: jUST FUCKING SAY IT
theodore (not)t: oKAY GEEZ
theodore (not)t: ron weasely & hermione granger broke up
blaise zucchini:
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blaise zucchini: NO WAY
daddy malfoy: YOU'RE FUCKING LYING
daddy malfoy:
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pansy 🌹: bIT H WHAT
harry potter ⚡️: wait wait wait wait
harry potter ⚡️: what
harry potter ⚡️: oh fuck i gotta go
gregorian calendar: wAIT DOES THAT MEAN IT'S TRUE?
blaise zucchini: OHHHH MY GOD
pansy 🌹:
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pansy 🌹: THERE;S NI WAY
thomas (not)t: you ✨manifested✨ this
pansy 🌹: ASAKQKJGSKJQ
a/n: i am so stressed i just decided to finish writing and editing this 🥲 anyway, did anyone watch the wandavision season finale? i cried like a bitch despite the fact that wanda & vision aren't even my fav marvel superheroes 😭😭 thank u guys for all the support and i hope u guys liked this chapter! remember to vote, comment, and share! 💖💖
