pansy 🌹: LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE
blaise zucchini: oh hell no this ain't gonna end right
daddy malfoy: ugh fine
blaise zucchini: draco wtf are u crazy we're having dinner rn
daddy malfoy: would like to see a few of y'all make fools out of yourselves
blaise zucchini: im dragging u down with me if pansy makes me do anything stupid
daddy malfoy: deal lmao
pansy 🌹: oKAY SINCE I KNOW Y'ALL READING THIS LET'S START
pansy 🌹: draco u first
daddy malfoy: oh fuck
daddy malfoy: ok
pansy 🌹: truth or dare
daddy malfoy: truth
pansy 🌹: u weakling
pansy 🌹: alright who was ur first crush
daddy malfoy: like first first?
pansy 🌹: yeh
daddy malfoy: u tbh lol
pansy 🌹: i feel flattered thnk u (:
blaise zucchini: i think we all had a crush on pansy at some point
blaise zucchini: now we've realized that we're all gay
daddy malfoy: wait
daddy malfoy: ur gay?
blaise zucchini: bisexual
blaise zucchini: wait
blaise zucchini: oh sHIT
pansy 🌹: LABDIWBWJSBD I CALLED IT
daddy malfoy: blAISE DID U JUST COME OUT
blaise zucchini: HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE
theodore (not)t: everybody's faces are so fucking priceless i love this
harry potter ⚡️: why is almost everyone at the slytherin table so shocked
harry potter ⚡️: oh
pansy 🌹: *snape voice* mISTAH POTTAH
daddy malfoy: im crying omg
pansy 🌹: *snape voice* so kind of you to join us
harry potter ⚡️: im actually imagining him rn 😂😂
pansy 🌹: now that u've spoken ur stuck here and ur playing the game
harry potter ⚡️: fuck
blaise zucchini: —draco
daddy malfoy: i sWEAR BLAISE
harry potter ⚡️: i want to leave again 😷
theodore (not)t: no ur stuck bitch
pansy 🌹: once ur in, there's no way out
vincent van gogh: that's what she said
daddy malfoy: akshaisbsiwjsidh
pansy 🌹: fuck u
vincent van gogh: i thought u liked girls lol
pansy 🌹: oh my g
pansy 🌹: whatever
pansy 🌹: anyway
pansy 🌹: draco, truth or dare
daddy malfoy: again? aight truth
pansy 🌹: right
pansy 🌹: in this table, who wuld u fuck, marry, and kill?
daddy malfoy: uhhh
daddy malfoy: fuck blaise
blaise zucchini: i top right?
daddy malfoy: no, i top
blaise zucchini: nah u bottom bro
daddy malfoy: fuck off
blaise zucchini: later
pansy 🌹: eW MENTAL IMAGE
blaise zucchini: wHOOPS LOL
daddy malfoy: uhhh marry pansy
pansy 🌹: aww babe :')
daddy malfoy: and kill that annoying lil shit of a first year idek his name he's just a lil shit
gregorian calendar: melvin?
daddy malfoy: yeah that lil shit
pansy 🌹: ur so mean to kids
pansy 🌹: but same
pansy 🌹: okay and since ur looking at me from across the table...
pansy 🌹: leonard, truth or dare
Leo 🌞: fuck
Leo 🌞: *sigh* dare
Leo 🌞: let's get this over with
pansy 🌹: stand up and scream "im pansy's bitch" so everyone can hear u
daddy malfoy: u DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
daddy malfoy: U WERE WAITING THE ENTIRE TIME
pansy 🌹: maybe so 👁👄👁
pansy 🌹: this is gonna be so funny lmao
Leo 🌞: fine okay
blaise zucchini: HOLY MERLIN
blaise zucchini: HE'S ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING IT WHAT TEHOFFNOWNS
vincent van gogh: im not even that stupid holy shit
harry potter ⚡️: oH MY GOD HE'S AFTUALLY STANDING UP
daddy malfoy: H EDID IT HE FUCKI G SID IT
harry potter ⚡️: IM FUCKING DYNG WTF
Leo 🌞: thnks i just got a detention
pansy 🌹: KOANSIABAOSNAOAJSJDBSIWJWKDJDHW
pansy 🌹: IM LITERA LY C RYIN g OWNSSIAJW
theodore (not)t: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN SO FUCKING LONG IM FUCKING DYING
harry potter ⚡️: OKAY U GUYS ARE COOL
harry potter ⚡️: THAT WAS THE BRAVEST AND FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL FUCKING YEAR
YOU ARE READING
The Group Chat ✧ drarry + others
FanfictionHarry gets added into the Slytherin group chat and gets quite involved in the house he should've been in since the beginning. [this is a literal dumpster fire and super out of character, i am so sorry]
