Take Me As I Am

What A Day

Woke Up To No Mike Guess He Left, O Well. I Went In My Bathroom Hop In Shower, Dried Off, Put On My White Panties, White Pants, White Chanel Heels, White Bra, Cream Blazer, Had Flat Iron My Hair, I Twist The Front, Put On Sum Gold Accessories, Grab My Phone, N My White Chanel Wallet. I Walk Out My Room N I Went In Skyler Room. I Change Her Diaper, Wash Her Up, Lotion Her Up, Put On Her Black True Religions Shorts, Black Gladiator Sandals, White True Religion Shirt. I Sat Her On The Bed N I Had Went To Pack Up Her Diaper Bag, Until I Heard Somebody Say Moma, I Turn Around Slowly. I Saw Skyler Calling Me Moma N She Was Standing Up.
Me: OMG Baby Your First Was Moma N You Can Walk !!! I Said Crying. She Start Cracking Up, I Pick Her Up, N Her Diaper Bag N We Walk Downstairs In The Kitchen.
Me: So Why Skyler First Word Was Moma.
Jolly: OMG Really Girl, Thats Good.
Krystal: Bitch She Growing Up N Where Y'all Finna Go?
Me: That's Not Half Of It She Can Walk N Lets Go To Lunch Text Peaches Thot Ass.
Krystal: My Boo Growing Up N Aight I Just Text Her.
Jolly: Y'all Inviting Me Or Nah?
Me: Yea You Can Come But Mike Here?
Jolly: Umm...... Yea.
Me: Why You Acting Weird N Shit, Where He At?
Krystal: Umm.
Me: Bitch Speak.
Jolly: Bitch Ima Be 💯, He Came In This Morning With Sum Bitch, N They In His Room As We Speak, I'm Sorry.
Me: Bitch You Good, Fuck His Nasty Ass, I Hope His Dick Fall Off. We All Laugh.
Krystal: Peaches Said She Going Meet Us At Froyo.
Me: Aight Shiid Lets Go.
Krystal: Yea Be Quiet So We Won't Wake Trey Nem. We All Walk Out The House I Grab Skyler Car Seat N The Keys, Turning On The Alarm Then I Left Out.
Krystal: Who Car We Riding In?
Me: Mines.
Jolly: Bitch Which One, You Know Your Lil Rich Ass Got Multiple Ones.
Me: I Don't Got That Many But The Black Mercedes Truck.
Krystal: Yasss Bitch That Mf Seexxxyy!!!
Jolly: Diffidently Is.
Krystal: We Should Pick Up Peaches.
Me: Ok Text Her. I Said Strapping Skyler In Her Car Seat.
Krystal: She Said She Already Almost There.
Me: Ok. I Said Hopping In The Driver Side, Starting Up The Truck. We Left Out The Drive Way Bumping Hot Shit By Chief Keef.

1hr 35mins
We Finally Found A Parking Spot, I Park The Truck, We All Got Out, I Grab Skyler Out The Back, I Put Her Down N Let Her Walk. I Seen I Got A Text From Mike.

Headache 😒❤️😴 : Where Y'all Go? Before I Could Respond I Bump To Sum Hard, I Look Up To See The Game, Chris Brown, August Alsina, Usher, N Trey Songz. O Lord I Couldn't Just Died They ALL So Damn Sexy God Damn.
Me: My Bad. I Said Trying Not To Trip Off Them.
The Game: Naw I Should've Been Watching Where I Was Going. God Damn He Sexy.
Trey Songz: Hey Beautiful. He Said Smiling.
Me: Hi.
Chris Brown: You Being Hella Dry Towards Us.
August Alsina: Yea You Is Ma. I Don't Honestly Don't Like August Alsina Or Chris Brown But They Still Cute.
Me: I'm Not, My Girls Are Waiting On Me Soooo..... I Gotta Go.
The Game: That's Cool We Finna Go To Froyo Too.
Me: Ok Guess We Can Walk Together.
Chris Brown: Yea That Sound Like Sum I Would Like. I Rolled My Eyes N We All Walk In Froyo, Everybody Was Staring At Us, Then The Start Screaming Taking Pictures N All That Extra Shit, I Just Walk To Peaches Nem, N Sat Down.
Me: See Y'all Got My Ice Cream. I Said Eating My Ice Cream. Picking Up Skyler Putting Her On My Lap, Feeding Her Sum Of My Ice Cream.

35 Mins Later
We All Was Talking N Laughing Until I Heard A Voice Behind Me, So I a Turned Around N Saw The Game Nem.
Trey Songz: Hey Ladies, Do Y'all Mind Us Siting With Y'all ?
Peaches: No Not At All. She Said Hella Fast. They All Sat Down The Game Sat Next To Me N Trey Songz Sat On The Other Side.
The Game: Who Is This Pretty Lil Girl?
Me: My Daughter.
The Game: Awe Should've Knew Bc She Look Just Like You. I Nodded. We All Was Talking For Hellas Until We All Was Ready, So We All Got Up N Was Walking Back To Our Cars. I Had Went To My Truck Unlock The Doors, Strap Skyler In, Finna Get In The Truck Until The Game Came Up To Me.
The Game: Wsp Whatcha You Finna Get In To?
Me: Go Home To My Son.
The Game: Awe You Got Two Kids?
Me: Naw 13
The Game: DAMN!!!
Me: I'm Just Playing But Yea I Only Got 2.
The Game: Awe I Finna Say.
Me: Yea.
The Game: Can I Get Your Number So We Can Hang Out.
Me: Yea. We Exchange Numbers, We All Got In Our Cars, I Was Finna Pull Off Until I Saw The Game Drove Fast Hella Fast In A White Lamborghini Blowing His Horn At Us, I Blew Back. Then August Alsina N Chris Brown Came Flying In A Black Bentley, They Blew I Blew Back, Last Was Usher N Trey Songs They Was Flying As Well They Had A Green Porsche They Blew We Blew Back Then We Finally Pulled Out. We All Headed Over Peaches House.

2hrs 35mins
We Arrive At Her House, We All Got Out, Kerry Had Grab Skyler. We All Went In Peaches House. We Was All Laughing Talking About All Shit. Until I Had Got Tried.
Me: Peaches Where Your Guess Room At, A Bitch Need A Lil Nap.
Peaches: Upstairs On Your Left Hand Side.
Me: Can Y'all Watch Skyler Or I Will Just Put Her To Sleep.
Kerry: I Got Her, She Good Now Go Take Your Lil Nap.
Me: Ok. I Went Upstairs N I Found The Guess Room, I Took Off My Shoes, N Climb Under The Covers N Drift Off To Sleep.

I Was Knock Until I Heard The Door Open N Somebody Was Tapping My Shoulder. I Open My Eyes To See .........Mik..... Game.

The Game: You Woke Sleepy Head.
Me: Yea. I Said Seating Up In The Bed.
The Game: Why You Ain't Downstairs Turning Up?
Me: Didn't Know They Was Down There Turning Up.
The Game: Wanna Go Down There?
Me: You Can I'm Not.
The Game: If You Not Going I'm Not Going.
Me: Ok, How Y'all Get Here.
The Game: Umm Our Cars.
Me: How Y'all Know Where She Live, You Was Following Me. I Said Laughing.
The Game: Hell Naw I'm Not No Creep But Dummy You Text Me And Said You Wanna Chill.
Me: No I Didn't.
The Game: Yes You Did, See Look. He Said Showing Me The Text.
Me: That Must've Been Peaches Nem.
The Game: Don't Lie On Them You Just Wanna See All This Again. He Said Rubbing His Beard.
Me: Boy No. I Said Pushing Him. We Talk N Talk, He Hella Cool N Sexy Af. We Was Laughing Until Our Eyes Lock, We Was Looking At Each Other N We Slowly Was Coming Slow. Until I Lips Meet, I Don't Know What It Was, But it Felt Soo Right. So We Was Kissing His Lips Was Felt Soo Fucking Good, I Won't This Moment To Never End. We Was Tonguing Until Jolly Walk In There.
Jolly: Look At Y'all, Knew Y'all Was Up Here Doing Something. She Said Smirking.
Me: Girl Whatever I Said Pulling Away.
Jolly: Y'all Cute. She Said Walking Out Closing The Door.
Me: What Was That?
The Game: A Kiss Duh.
Me: I Know But Whatever Lets Go Downstairs.
The Game: Aight. I Had Got Up N Was Walking Out The Door I Knew He Was Looking At My Ass.
Me: Stop Looking At My Ass.
The Game: Lhh I'm Not Looking At You.
Me: Whatever. I Said Walking Downstairs, We Went In The Living Room. They Was Smoking, Drinking, N Laughing Chris N Trey A Fool.

2hrs Later
Trey Songz: Aight We See Y'all Later.
Chris Brown: Bye Beautiful Ladies.
August Alsina: Bye This Not Going Be My Last Time Seeing Y'all.
Usher: Bye Ladies See Y'all Later.
The Game: Alright Y'all Text Me ......
Me: Jaydah
The Game: Yea Jaydah, Aye Come Here Real Fast. So I Had Step Outside By His Car.
Me: Wsp?
The Game: Can I Get Another One Of Them Kisses.
Me: Yea. I Said Laughing I Peck His Lips Real Fast.
The Game: Awe That's Skan.
Me: Whatever I'm Going Text You. I Said Running In The House.
The Game: Aight. They All Got In They Cars N Left. When I Got Back In The House I Saw Them All Looking at Me.
Me: What?? I Said Blushing
Kerry: Aww You Like Game.
Krystal: Gurl He Is Sexy.
Jolly: I Crept On All Lil Nasty Selfs.
Me: Whatever. I Said Walking Upstairs To Get Skyler, I Grab Her, Grab My Shoes Putting Them On, N Walking Back Downstairs.
Me: Y'all Staying Here?
Krystal: Yea
Jolly: Ummhmm. So I Walk In My Truck, Strap Skyler In Her Car Seat,Hop In The Driver Seat N Headed Home.

2Hrs 45Mins
I Finally Got Home I Unstrap Skyler, N I Headed In The House. I Went Straight Upstairs Until I Heard My Name.
Mike: Where You Been?
Me: Out. I Said Going Upstairs In Skyler Room. I Had Undress Her, Change Her Diaper, Put On Her Pjs, Then I Laid Her In Her Crib, Turn Off The Lights, I Headed In My Room. I Strap Off My Clothes Put On My Pajamas Pants, N A Red Tank Top. I Untwist My Hair N I Hop In My Bed Getting Under The Covers, Soon As I Laid My Head On My Pillow I Instantly Went To Sleep.

Jaydah Outfit On Cover.