1yr Later
Ugh I Woke Up With A Bad Ass Headache, And My Body Was So Fucking Sore I Swear Mike Make Me Neva Wanna Have Sex Again. Let Me Get Y'all Hip, Me And Mike Not In A Relationship We Just Cool You Know. Yes We Still Like Fuck From Here And There But We Figure We Best Off Not Being In A Relationship, We Sum Like Best Friends, Crazy I Know. I Got Up And I Didn't See Mike, IKyle 🍑😒💦 Just Kept Walking To My Bathroom. I Went To Hop In The Shower Then I Wash My Hair, Brush My Teeth, Dried Off, Put On My Victoria Secret Black Panty And Bra Set, White Tank Top, Black Leggings That Stop At My Knees, With My Concords. I Spray Sum Love Spell, Lotion Myself Up. I Put My Hair In A Pony Tail, Grab My Phone, Car Keys, And My Tom Ford Purse And I Headed Downstairs. I Went In The Kitchen And Made Me A Sandwich. When I Was Finish I Text Tasha.
Me: Ima Pick Up Cortez When I Leave This Pole Dancing Class.
Tasha 😏☕️💯: Girl That's Cool He No Problem But They Still Sleep.
Me: Ok
Tasha 😏☕️💯: Ok Girl Have Fun. I Didn't Respond I Was Finna Leave Until I Saw Mike Come In.
Mike: Where You Finna Go?
Me: Out, Where You Go?
Mike: Out. He Said Walking Upstairs Leaving His Phone On The Table.
Me: Whatever. I Was Just Sitting Down Looking On Instagram. Until Mike Phone Went Off. I Didn't Trip Off It. Until It Went Off Twice, So I Said Fuck It. I Grab His Phone And Saw A Message From Sum Bitch Name Kyle.
Kyle 🍑😒💦: Daddy Why You Leave Me???
Kyle🍑😒💦: I'm Sore Af Babe, You Betta Call Me Later 😼.
Kyle🍑😒💦: Ok I Kno You See Me Texting You, You Betta Not Be Over Another Bitch House 😡😡. I Was Reading Them I Heard Mike Come In Sitting On The Couch In The Living Room. I Walk In Their Grabbing His Phone.
Me: Here Kyle Been Blowing You Up, I Think You Should Call Her. I Said Rolling My Eyes Throwing His Phone To Him.
Mike: You Mad?? Hell Yea I'm Mad Tf You Just Fuck Me Then You Left And Fuck Another Bitch, You Damn Right.
Me: No I'm Straight. Knowing Damn Well I Wanna Beat His Fucking Ass.
Mike: It Wasn't Even Like That, She Was A Last Minute Fr I Was Heading Back To My House. I Know Whatcha Y'all Thinking But Me And Mike Always Been Honest With Each Other.
Me: Awe Yea But I'm Finna Go. I Said Walking Over Grabbing My Purse And Keys.
Mike: Aight Where Cortez At??
Me: He At Tasha House.
Mike: Why Tf He Over There??
Me: He Wanted To Go But You Going Pick Him Up Or You Won't Me Too??
Mike: Naww You Go To Where You Need To I'm Finna Go Pick Him Up. He Said Getting Up Grabbing His Phone And Keys. We Were Both Heading To The Door He Was Right Behind Me.
Me: Don't Forget To Turn On The Alarm And Lock The Door.
Mike: I Know. I Watch Him Do It Bc He Kinda Stupid.
Mike: You Don't Have To Watch Me I Know What To Do.
Me: Whatever.
Mike: Aye You Heard About Asia Being Pregnant??
Me: Naw She Pregnant Fr??
Mike: Yea She Talking About Its Either Mine, Chris, Tez, Or Big T.
Me: That's Sad, Y'all Going Catch Sum Fr.
Mike: Shiid Not Me I'm Straight I Didn't Fuck Like Them Niggas She Just Gave Me Head, But I Heard She Got Sum Tho.
Me: Smh So Did You Went To Get Check Out?
Mike: Hell Yea I'm Good I Was Clean But Idk About Them Niggas.
Me: On The Real Y'all Nasty Af, Krystal Going Beat Tf Outta Chris Ass.
Mike: On God She Is.
Me: Well Aight Lil Dude I See You When I Get Back. I Said Walking To My Orange Benz Truck.
Mike: I Can't Get A Kiss?? See This Nigga Just Don't Stop.
Me: Only Cheek. I Said As This Nigga Walk Over To Me, We Kissed Each Other Cheek. He Got In His Car And I Got In Mine, We Left Heading Different Directions. I Had To Go Pick Up Krystal, She Live By The Place, We Going Met Kerry, And Her Friend There. I Pull In Front Of Krystal House. I Text Her.
Me: Bitch Come On I Told You To Be Ready.
Main Bitch 😘👯💅: Bitch Whatever I'm Coming Out Don't Rush Me It Take Time To Look This Good.
Me: Ugh Hoe Come On
Main Bitch 😘👯💅: Damn Thot I'm Coming Outside. She Was Walking Out The Door She Look Cute, She Had On Sum White Leggings, All Pink Forces, Pink Tank Top, With Her Hair In A Messy Bun.
Krystal: Hey Hoe
Me: Damn Took You Long Enough
Krystal: Damn I Guess Mike Didn't Dick You Down Good Enough. I Rolled My Eyes And We Was Heading To The Place.
45mins Later
Krystal: Damn This Place Far
Me: Yea It Is. We Got Out I Lock My Doors, Heading In The Place. Me And Krystal Had Went And Stood By Kerry And Her Lil Friend.
Kerry: Hey Bitches. She Said Damn Near Killing Us She Hugged Us Hella Tight Like We Didn't Just See Her Yesterday.
Me: Damn Bitch Can I Breath
Krystal: Right Just Fuck My Hair Up.
Krystal: Sorry But Krystal This Kyle And Kyle That's Krystal, Jaydah This Kyle And Kyle That's Jaydah. I Fake Smile It Was Sum About This Bitch That I Didn't Like I Just Can't Put My Finger On It.
Kyle: Well Hey Y'all.
Krystal: Wsp.
Me: Hi. I Said Hella Dry I Didn't Mean For It To Come Out Like That But Shiid It Did.
We Start Dancing On The Poles Going One By One. The Teacher Was Teaching Us New Moves. I Can Handle It So It Was Kerry Turn To Go Up.
Kerry: Y'all Don't Laugh At Me.
Me: Gurl Just Go. She Had Went Over There We All Had To Do One Of The Moves She Taught Us. Man Kerry Went Up There And She Just Climb The Pole And Slide Down. N Her Turn Was Up.
Kerry: Simple I Know But Jaydah You Next Lets See Whatcha Got. Kyle Was Next But She Talking About She Just Came To Watch So I Had To Go Next I Was Alittle Nerous.
Teacher: Come On Girl Show Us Whatcha Working With. I Had Start Laughing And Everyone Cheer Me On Except Kyle This Bitch Been Rolling Her Eyes And Mugging Seen I Meet Her But I'm Not Tripping Off That Lil Gurl. Me You And Hennessy Came On And I Just Took A Deep Breath And I Went To The Pole, I Climbed The Top When I Got To The Top I Flip Over Causing My Legs To Go In The Air I Slide Down When I Had Got To The Bottom I Did A Split. Everyone Aweee In Excitement. I Was Feeling Myself Too Be Honest. I Got Off By The Pole Letting Krystal Go I Cheering Her Up. My Bitch Killed It She Doing All Shit, You Could've Swear She Was A Stripper. We Was All Restless. So We Start Heading Out, We Was All Heading Out The Door To This Ice Cream Shop. We Went In And I Saw Mike N His Crew, My Baby Must Saw Me, Bc He Ran Up To Me.
Cortez: Mommmmmyyyyy I Miss You!!!!
Me: I Miss You Too. I Said Picking Him Up. I Notice Them Hoes Left They Went Over By Mike Nem.
Me: So Y'all Just Going Leave Me??
Krystal: My Bad Bitch.
Kerry: Sorry. I Just Nodded My Head And Sit Down My Big T. But I Notice Kyle Sitting Next To Mike, She Had Her Full Attention To Only Him. I Laughed To Myself That's That Bitch Who Text His Phone Duh. I Didn't Really Give Af He Not My Nigga.
Krystal: Come On Cortez Come With Me So I Can Get Sum Ice Cream.
Cortez: Now I Gotta Put Down My Ice Cream. He Said Rolling His Eyes.
Krystal: Boy Come On.
Me: Can You Bring Me Sum Back Please. I Said Putting On My Puppy Dog Face.
Krystal: Bitch You Know That Shit Don't Work With Me.
Me: Ugh You Irks. I Said Getting Up. I Had Grab My Money Out My Purse. I Walking Up To The Line It Was A Nice Amount Of People In Their So The Line Was Kinda Long, But This Mid-Age White Man With Sexy Blue Eyes Let Me Get In Front Of Him. He Was Nice I Had A Lil Conversation With Him In Line Lol. His Name Is John He Is 27, He Have A Son Who Is 3, Him And His Baby Mama Not Together Only Talk If If Have Sum To Do With Their Son. He Own 5 Business, And He Is A Lawyer I Know He Have Money 💰💰💰💰.
John: Can I Have Your Number So I Can Call You Sometime.
Me: Awe Yea, It's 363~6788
John: Ok Mines Is 757~9832.
Me: Ok See Yo Around
John: Yea Nice To Meet You Jaydah. He Said Showing Off His Pearl Whites. I Had Walk Back To The Table Happy As Fuck.
Chris: Didn't Know You Like White Boys.
Me: Ummhmm. I Said Eating My Peppermint Ice Cream.
Cortez: Mommy Can I Get Sum. I Nodded My Head.
Big T: Let Me Taste Sum.
Me: Dude You Irks. I Said He Put His Spoon And Took Hellas.
Me: Dude Wtf. I Said Getting Mad.
Mike: Let Me Taste Sum. I Know This Nigga Didn't Just Ask Me For Sum Ice Cream Before I Could Respond Cortez Pass MY Ice Cream To Mike. This Nigga Had The Nerve To Put His Lips On My Fucking Spoon.
Mike: Here You Go.
Me: Naw You Can Have It. I Said With My Lip Turned Up.
Mike: Don't Make That Face Fr.
Me: Don't Know Where You Lips Been. I Said Rolling My Eyes.
Chris: You Right He Shoal Ate This Girl Kitty Cat Before He Came.
Cortez: Ugh Daddy You Eat Vagina!!
Me: OMG. I Said Laughing Hella Hard. Everybody Was Cracking Up Except Mike.
Mike: Naw I Don't Do That, That's Nasty.
Cortez: Awe. We All Was Talking An Laughing Mike And Chris Hoes Kept Coming Up To Them, Krystal Got Into In With All Them Lol To Much. I Was Laughing At Chris Dumb Ass He Was Hella Scared Of Krystal. Until I Felt Sum Tap My Shoulder So I Turn Around.
Unknown Hoe: Chris This Your Lil Baby Mama Right Here. She Said Pointing At Krystal And Her Lil Friend Was Mugging Me Hella Hard. So Y'all Know I Don't Do Disrespect Right. So Krystal Had Got Up And I Got Up Right Up After Her.
Krystal: Yea I Am What's The Problem. She Said In The Looking At The Girl.
Unknown Hoe: I Didn't Won't No Problem I Just Wanted To Know That's All. Her Friend Was Mugging Hard.
Me: Wsp You Got A Problem?
Hoe: So I Guess You Her Lil Cheerleader Jaydah. She Said Laughing.
Me: Who Tf Are You?
Shaka: I'm Shaka, Your Nigga Know Who I Am. She Said Pointing To Big T. O Lord She Think I'm Big T Girl God Please Help This Hoe.
Me: T Check Your Hoe Before She Get Her Ass Whoop I Said.
Big T: Aye Shaka Chill Out Man Fr.
Shaka: Naw Fuck That This Lil Thot Got Me All Fuck Up, She Must Not Know Who I Am, She Think She Going Come In Here Like She Checking Somebody.
Me: Bitch Wsp. I Said Squaring Up With Her.I Was Getting Sick Of This Bitch Talking.
Shaka: Nobody Ain't Tripping Off You Lil Hoe. She Said
Krystal: Come On Bitch Lets Just Go Before Hoes Body Come Up Undefinable. She Said Mugging Both Of Them. I Grab My Purse, Phone, And Keys, Cortez Was Staying With Mike. I Was Walking Away The Table When I Felt My Hair Get Pulled, This Bitch. I Turn Around And This Bitch Did A Punk Move Lol, But Hoes Going Learn To Know They Place. I'm Not Going Stunt She Hit Me Four Good Times In My Face. But I Took That Lil Shit I Was Straight Beating Her Ass Like Dog Walking That Hoe, Her Friend Jump In Punching Me In My Eye And Pulling My Hair. Krystal Had Got Her Ass. I Was Still Fucking Her Up, Until Mike Had Grab Me Up Off Her And Chris Had Grab Krystal Off The Girl.
Mike: Jaydah Chill Out Man.
Me: No Bitches Going Learn Not To Fuck With Me. Mike Had Pick Me Up And We Had Went To My Car.
Me: Put Me Tf Down!!!
Mike: Aight. He Had Kinda Drop Me Down.
Me: Dude Wtf!!!!
Mike: You Said To Put You Down.
Me: Fuck You. Cortez Had Came Running To Me.
Cortez: Mommy You Ok?
Me: Yea I'm Ok.
Cortez: You Sure?
Me: Positive. I Said Picking Him Up.
Mike: You Riding With Me Lil Dude?
Cortez: Umm Can We All Ride In The Same Car. Before We Could Respond Krystal Was Coming Uo To Me.
Krystal: Girl I'm Riding With Chris, We Going Meet You At Your House.
Me: Aight.
Cortez: So What's The Answer??
Mike: Yea Ima Let Chris And Krystal Ride Together.
Cortez: Yay!!! I Had Unlock The Doors To Let Them In, I Honestly Didn't Feel Like Driving I Just Wanna Sleep.
Me: Mike You Wanna Drive.
Mike: Umm Yea. I Left The Keys In The Ignition And My Lazy Ass Climb Over To The Passenger Side.
Mike: Can't Be That Tired. I Know He Was Staring At My Ass Lol.
Me: Yea I Am. He Had Start The Truck Up And We Was Heading Home Until This Nigga Cortez Said.
Cortez: I'm Hungry I Won't Sum McDonald's.
Me: Drop Me Off First.
Mike: No That's Pointless, You Should've Never Been Fighting.
Me: Fuck You. Ugh I So Aggregated. We Pulled Up To McDonald's.
Mike: You Wanna Go Inside Or Drive Thru??
Cortez: Go Inside. Wtf You Gotta Be Fucking With Me.
Mike: Aight Come On.
Me: What I'm Not Going In There, Don't You See Me Trying Go To Sleep.
Mike: SO Come On Man!!! Ugh They Get On My Fucking Nerves So I Had Went Inside And Sat Down Right At The Table. Mike And Cortez Start Ordering They Food. They Food Was Ready So We Was Heading Out The Door Until I Heard Sumbody Yelled Mike Name Ugh.
Thot: MIKE!!!!
Mike: Wsp
Thot: I Miss You, Why You Didn't Call Me Last Night Like You Promise?? Bc Bitch He Was Busy Eating This Pussy.
Mike: I Was Busy.
Thot: Whatcha Finna Do Now Bc Daddy I Won't You Now. Ugh Hoes Are So Disrespectful Like My Son Can Hear You.
Me: Ima Be In The Car. I Grab Cortez Hand And We Walk To The Truck Getting Inside. I Was So Damn Sleepy This Nigga Wanna Be A Fucking Hoe. He Came Back In The Car All Happy And Shit. Her Nasty Ass Probably Suck His Dick.
Mike: What's Wrong With You?
Me: Just Hurry Home. I Said Looking Out The Window. We Finally Got To The House Yess My Bed. I Got Out The Car And Went Straight To My Room. I Totally Forgot Krystal Was Downstairs But O Well A Bitch Sleepy Af. I Had Took Off My Clothes, Took A Shower, Dried Off, White Panty And Bra, Sum Black Short Shorts, Blank Tank Top, Put My Out The Ponytail Let It Go Everywhere. I Lotion Up My Body And I Finally Lay In My Bed Before My Door Open Wtf.
Krystal: Bitch You Forgot I Was Downstairs?
Me: I'm Sleepy Af
Krystal: Girl Me Too. She Laid In My Bed. I Was Dozing Off Until I Heard My Door Open Again.
Mike: Naw I'm Sorry But Krystal You Gotta Go, You Can Sleep In A Guess Room.
Krystal: Ok. She Had Got Up And She Close The Door. Mike Had Hop In The Shower, Putting On His Louie Vuitton Boxers, No Shirt, Then He Came In The Bed He Put His Arms Around Me, He Was Hella Close Like It Wasn't A Space By Us. I Finally Get To Go To Sleep, Then This Nigga Phone Went Off It Was Going Off About A Good 20 Mins.
Me: MIKE GET THAT MF PHONE!!
Mike: Ok Damn. He Answer It, I Didn't Know Who Was On The Phone With But He Had Got Up And Got Dress.
Me: Where You Finna Go?
Mike: I'll Be Back. That Mean He Finna Go Fuck One Of His Lil Hoes.
Me: Nigga Whatever. I Said Getting Going In Cortez Room. I Always Do This I Hate Sleeping Alone.
Mike: Neva Mind I'm Not Going No More.
Me: Why Not?
Mike: I Wanna Go Sleep With My Baby In My Arms. I'm Blushed Alittle.
Me: Whatever. I Walk Out Of Cortez Back In My Bed. Mike Came In He Cuddle With Me.
Mike: Your Ass Getting Bigger, Daddy Putting Work.
Me: Boy You Ain't Going Shit But Fr.
Mike: Wsp Babe.
Me: I'm Not Fucking You No More Until Them Hoes Leave For GOOD.
Mike: Ok. He Said Kissing Neck.
Mike: I Love You Baby. I Turn Around
Me: I Love You Too. He Kiss Me On My Lips So Passion. I Kiss Him Back. Then This Was Trying Fuck.
Me: What Did I Tell You. I Said Moving Away From Him Turning My Back Trying Go To Sleep.
Mike: Awe Yea. He Said Putting Hhis Arms Back Around Me. I Felt So Safe In His Arms. I Really Love Mike I Do Won't Us To Be A Family But Its Just His Hoeish Ways. If He Stop Putting His Dick In Everything We Will Be Together, But Until Then We Just Friends Right.
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