The deal (radiodust fan fic)

Care

"And why shouldn't I go?" "I know you don't give a damn about me, but I'm terrified... "

Alastor's grin widened.

'More extortion is always favorable.'

"Why is that Angel darling? "

The fact that he was shaking from fear caused him to word vomit.

"I did a full sex scene in a bathroom with the worst of my c-clients, and I've been having to go all week, and ch-charlie's been sitting with me while I soak to get the blood out of my fur and-" You seriously think I'm going to sit in the fucking bathroom with you?"

Angel became helpless. "y-yes... Because I know you're not going to try to touch me... Because Charlie, you, and Vaggie don't find me attractive, I won't have to worry about being raped by any of you..."

Alastor nodded, pondering about all this.
"What would you give in exchange if I chose to stay in the bathroom?"

Angel perked up, thinking to himself, "Well, we can make it so I don't annoy you for the week, we can make it so I have to do everything you tell me... Tho you'd probably just tell me to kill myself sooo that's not a- oh for shits a giggles you can take a bite out of me!! "Only if you replace the missing part!"

Angel laughs at his proposal of cannibalism. Alastor closed his eyes and considered his options.

"How about no sexual remarks to or about me for a month?" "That'll be simple,"

Alastor, like the healed Angel, nodded and stood up. Angel walked down the hallway to Angel's bedroom, after looking at the radio demon.

"I'll be right back; I need to get everything for myself."

Alastor nodded, still perplexed as to why he said it would be easy not to verbally harass him sexually. He doesn't seem to be able to go three days without cracking a sex joke about Alastor.

After a short while, Angel gathered his items and proceeded to the washroom. Alastor walked in and made a seat pointing to the wall. While Angel sat his items, Alastor sat in the chair.

"OK, Smiles. Don't turn around because I'm about to take off the underwear you've magically put me in."

'DON'T TURN AROUND. DON'T TURN AROUND. DON'T TURN AROUND. DON'T TURN AROUND. DON'T TURN AROUND. DON'T. TURN. AROUND. DON'T. TURN. AROUND. DON'T. TURN. AROUND. DON'T. TURN. AROUND. '

Alastor could feel his stomach deform and twist as he heard fabric shift. He began to hear water rub, which reduced his nausea... for right now. Alastor soon overheard splashing and the water goes quiet.

"You can look now, Smiles, you can't see anything but my face since these are high walls."

Alastor takes a slow look around and notices Angel's head looking at him. He was relieved to learn that Angel had not lied.Alastor and Angel exchanged smiles. Angel is surprised to be so relaxed in the presence of another big shot, but he knows Alastor doesn't like him sexually, so Alastor won't sexually assault him. Though Angel is fully aware that Alastor has the power to kill him, it's not as bad as it could be.

Angel sit in the bath tub, listening to The Radio Demon's static.

"You know what's kinda fucked up, smiles?"

"Hm? "

"That my brain keeps telling me to be angry about tonight, but I'm not"

Alastor cocked his head, his ears shifting slightly.

"What exactly do you mean, dear?" I mean, I've been raped and beaten far too many times that I'm just....numb to it all"

Alastor's eyes began to glitch; he had always despised rapists.He disliked Angel, but no one deserved to be abused in such a manner.

"Abusers are all cowards and chickens. They should be blipped off, and I don't care if I have to do it my way-"t's fine Smiles, if you did, I'd be dead before you finished your first kill"

Alastor calmed down a little and became baffled.

"Oh applesauce dear, why would you say that? "

Because Val already knows you know who I am, and if he sees or hears of you killing our most important clients, I would be killed."