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Chapter 13 Caught?

"If you tell anyone I'm going to kill you." Bruce said as he rubbed shampoo into Joker's hair. "I'd never. . pinky promise?" Joker says, raising his pinky up to Bruce. He looked at it, wrapping his pinky around his, frustratingly pulling his hand back. "It's funny, it's like you're my personal butler." Joker says, tilting his head back to look up at Bruce who wasn't impressed. "Just shut up and let me get this over with." Bruce says, as he started rinsing his hair out. He watched the soap spill from his green hair. Bruce never thought he would have to give Joker a bath. . 'What has my life come to. .' Bruce thought as he squeezed the water out of his hair, seeing his eyes looking into his. "What, too rough?" Bruce says as Joker smiled. "No." Joker says, leaning his face closer as Bruce accepted his fate, letting Joker kiss him. The kiss was slow but passionate. Bruce used his hand that was holding Joker's hair to pull his head back. Joker laughed as Bruce let go of his hair, looking at him as Joker started rinsing his hair. "You can do the rest." Bruce says standing up as Joker stopped, turning back to look at him. "What?! But. . I'm so frail." Joker says dramatically as Bruce's brow furrowed. "Your arms work right?" Bruce asks, crossing his arms. "Uh. ." Joker looked away, thinking. "No?" Joker says, lying. "Seriously. .?" Bruce looked at Joker, seeing Joker attempt to look weak. Bruce sighed, leaning back down, seeing Joker smile happily. "Thanks Bruce!" Joker says as Bruce started regretting many life choices. Bruce put soap onto his hand, while washing his body, he couldn't help but notice how skinny Joker was. "Do you even eat?" Bruce asked, feeling Joker tense up. "Of course I do. ." Joker says annoyed as Bruce looked at him. "It doesn't feel like it." Bruce says, moving his hand down to Joker's stomach, feeling his hand on top of his. 

He couldn't see his face, but Bruce could tell he was blushing from his red ears. Bruce started washing his legs, realizing he had started resting his chin onto Joker's shoulder. The closer he moved his hand to Joker's groin, the more he pressed his legs together. "Do. . You have to watch so closely. . It's annoying." Joker says, causing Bruce to aim his eyes at Jokers face, turning his head slightly. "You wanted me to do this, why the hell are you complaining?" Bruce asked as Joker's brow furrowed. "Well, I didn't expect you to be so into it. ." Joker says, looking away. "What makes you think that?"  Bruce asked. "Cause you're never into anything that has to do with my presence. . why suddenly change?" Joker says, noticing Bruce's hand getting closer to his crotch. "Would that make you mad?" Bruce asked close to Joker's ear. "I-I don't know. . ." Joker says as Bruce's hand grew closer. "Then maybe I did change." Bruce says, leaving marks on Joker's neck, feeling him twitch below him as his hand stroked his now hard member. Joker squeezed his wrist as he lied his head back into Bruce's shoulder. Joker let out noises as he felt Bruce bite down onto his neck, his hand slowly starting to move faster. "B-Bruce. ." Joker moaned Bruce's name, feeling him move his hand faster. "W-Wait-" Joker felt Bruce's other hand move up his stomach to his chest. "What? Does that feel good?" Bruce asked as he felt Joker's grip on his hand tighten as his back arched more. "Y-yes- it feels- g-good" Joker could feel himself about to finish, Bruce's voice was ringing through his ears. 

"You're already gonna cum? How cute. ." Bruce says as he went faster, hearing Joker's voice much clearer now. "Ngh. ." Joker let out shaky breaths as Bruce watched him. Joker squeezed Bruce's wrist as he came. "Mph~" Bruce felt Jokers body relax as he caught his breath. "T-twice in one night. . you're trying to kill me." Joker says tiredly as Bruce leaned back, looking at him. "Maybe." Bruce says as Joker tried to snap himself out of it. "It's so bittersweet. . wondering if you're trying to trick me." Joker said, looking back at Bruce, catching his eyes. "I could say the same for you." Bruce said as Joker smile. "Don't blow my cover Bruce." Joker said with a smile as he rested his head on his arm. Bruce threw a towel at him. "Wait you're not gonna help me out?" Joker asked, perking his head up. "You're the Joker you'll figure it out." Bruce said annoyed, walking out. Joker stayed there with an annoyed look. Bruce walked out into the living room, fixing his sleeves. A noise caused Bruce's fight-or-flight to activate as he quickly grabbed one of the knives on the desks they set up. Bruce walked around in the dark, seeing a figure moving around near the door. Bruce slowly moved closer, quickly grabbing the person, forcing them onto the door. "Hmm? I always knew Bruce Wayne was a kinky kind of guy, just didn't expect it before the first date." Harley said, causing Bruce to turn on the light, seeing her with a pleased smile. "What the hell are you doing here." Bruce said coldly. "Well, I don't exactly have a place to sleep so I was wondering if you'd be down to bunk with me?" Harley said, causing Bruce's brow to furrow. "Get out Harley. . I told you that this was a place for you to put your equipment, not sleep." Bruce said, crossing his arms. Harly tilted her head as she wrapped her arms around his neck. "C'mon big guy. . you'd get a free night with me. . able to do whatever you want. . I can take it a little rough." Harley said as she moved her hand down Bruce's stomach, teasing his belt. "You're a real jerk Bruce." Joker said as he walked out, wearing Bruce's clothes. Harley and Bruce looked at Joker, seeing him with a confused look. Joker let out a deep groan, his expression turning annoyed. "That's funny, I don't remember sending you an alert to come here Harley." Joker said coldly, causing her to get off her tippy toes, smiling at Joker. "I needed a place to sleep boss, I couldn't just sleep on the streets, you know what they do to girls like me out there." Harley said as she made her way closer to Joker. "Besides, what are you doing here so late?" Harley said, looking over at Bruce who squinted at her. "He had thought he got an alert. . it was a false alarm." Bruce said, causing Harley to look back at Joker, walking over to him. "False alarm, huh?" Harley said, moving the collar of his shirt down, seeing bite marks. Joker gripped her wrist, pulling it back. "How about you go to Catwoman's place for a slumber party?" Joker said coldly, causing Harley to smirk as she pulled her hand back. "Hm. . I guess I will then. I'll leave you to your. . business. . Mr. Wayne." Harley said as she made her way to the door, looking back at Bruce who had a cold glare. Harley closed the door, causing Bruce to let out a sigh, walking over to Joker. "Why the hell did you come out of the bathroom?" Bruce asked sternly, gripping Joker's shirt, causing him to tilt his head. "I found a way Bruce. . besides what's there to get pent up about?" Joker asked with a smile, causing Bruce's brow to furrow. "The fact that you're wearing my clothes. . and your girlfriend just saw it." Bruce said, walking over to the drinks. "Girlfriend? Bruce, I thought I made myself clear. . Harley isn't my type." Joker said with a smile as Bruce drank a shot. "She still saw us John-" Bruce started, quickly stopping himself, rubbing his head. 

"Again?" Joker said with a smile. "You got what you wanted Joker. . you can leave now." Bruce said coldly, causing Joker's smile to fade. Bruce turned his head, looking back at Joker, seeing his upset expression. "You'd really kick me out?" Joker asked sadly, causing Bruce to groan. "I don't owe you anything else. ." Bruce said, causing Joker to slowly make his way towards Bruce, leaning on the counter. "Well then I owe you something right? I'll make it about you this time." Joker said, resting his head onto his arm as he smiled. Bruce coldly looked at him as he made his way over. "I don't think so." Bruce said, causing Joker to raise his eyebrows. "Don't tell me your dick is worn out after just one round." Joker said, causing Bruce's brow to furrow. "It's not- I just. . don't want you here anymore, I gave you a place to hide not a place to live." Bruce said, causing Joker to sit up, leaning over the counter. "C'mon Bruce. . it's okay to admit your weaknesses." Joker said with a smile as Bruce gripped the collar of his shirt. "Not to you. ." Bruce said, causing Joker to slowly smile as Bruce let him down. "So, it's true? You're a one and done kinda guy?" Joker asked, playing with bottle cap that was on the counter. "Of course not." Bruce said sternly. "Then prove it big guy." Joker said with a smile, seeing how annoyed Bruce was getting. Joker was surprised to see Bruce making his way around the counter to him, looking down at him. "Well, I didn't expect that." Joker said, standing up as Bruce suddenly forced him onto his knees. "Just shut up. I'm making a point." Bruce said, Joker looked up at him as he started unbuckling his belt. "Right here?" Joker said, Bruce ignored him, causing Joker to smile. Joker moved his hand up his leg, beginning to stroke Bruce over his pants. "Making a point, hm? How is it you were already hard?" Joker asked as he began licking Bruce's hardon through the pants, noticing his hand that was gripping the counter seemed to tighten. "I told you. . I can handle more than one time." Bruce said, watching as Joker softly laughed. "You can admit you want it, Bruce." Joker said, undoing his pants, pulling his boxers down. "Huh. . it's terrifyingly bigger from this angle." Joker said as Bruce grabbed his hair, pulling his head back. "I'd like to go to sleep soon so could you refrain from erratic comments?" Bruce said, causing Joker to smile. "Fine. ." Joker felt Bruce's grip loosen as he started taking in Bruce's member. Joker moved all the way down, feeling Bruce's grip slightly tighten. Joker smiled as he looked up at Bruce, seeing him struggle. Bruce looked down, seeing Joker's eyes as he moved his head, feeling himself getting harder. Bruce suddenly pulled Joker's head back, seeing drool dripping down his chin. "What? You sensitive?" Joker asked, suddenly feeling Bruce pull him up, bending him over the counter. "Huh?! Wait again?" Joker looked back as Bruce pulled his pants down. "You can't handle round two?" Bruce asked, causing Joker to freeze, letting out a small groan as he draped his head down. "Fine. ." Joker said, causing Bruce to start to enter him again. "That hurts you jerk." Joker said, squeezing Bruce's wrist. "Sensitive?" Bruce said, causing Joker to groan again. "Touche. . ." Joker said, moving his hand back up, squeezing his other hand. Bruce finally entered him, feeling Joker twitch from below him. "S-shit Bruce. ." Joker bit onto his thumb, holding back any sounds. Bruce's brow furrowed as he moved in and out, squeezing onto Joker's waist, hearing him panting from below him. "Does it hurt. . ?" Bruce asked, causing Joker to turn his head, looking Bruce in the eye. "Ah!" Joker covered his mouth as Bruce suddenly picked up the pace, pounding into him. Bruce squeezed tighter onto his waist, thrusting deeper, hearing Joker's moans much better now. Bruce deeply groaned, enjoying seeing Joker break beneath him.