Brawler Bloopers

Brawl Stars Sterotypes (Nita)

Okay... are- are they gone? Okay... I think we're good. Uh, for those of you that don't know, the last time I did this I got kidnapped by all the Shelly mains for not being "accurate" with the stereotypes and as a result got thrown in a padded cell. I barely managed to escape after a few hours or so, but now I fear that the Nita mains may be on me now. They already sent me several death threats about how I write this so I better make sure I make this clear this time. Stereotypes are not accurate in the slightest, and anyone who tells you so is wrong, ex- especially m- my stereotypes b- because I- I- I have no idea how to play the g- game. But n- none the less, I hope you enjoy...

Playing Nita:

Nita is genuinely a solid brawler, great for map control and her bear can be devastating in the right situations. But being the second brawler that you unlock, this, once again, has the stereotype of "I just downloaded the game" So when you combine the two, you really aren't sure what kind of player you're seeing when you see a Nita on the battlefield. The only real thing that separates good players from new players, is that the good players don't randomly throw the bear whenever they get it and actually fight with it. So I guess you just have "I just downloaded the game and have no clue what I'm doing" and the "I understand what animal cruelty is and don't leave Bruce to f***ing die, you motherf***ing buttholes #stopthebruceabuse."

Bear Paws:

Huh... y'know, this weapon doesn't really have a stereotype anymore. Like back then it was really good, some may even call it overpowered, since the stun used to be instant, and we all know how stun mechanics are in shooter games (RIGHT FRANK?). And then it got nerfed so people started calling it underpowered. But now... I don't see it being talked about anymore, despite most people still using it. I mean I guess it's because high- nope, noooope. Not starting that again. If you use Bear Paws, chances are you're playing any game mode with Nita besides heist, and even then you're probably using bear paws anyway.

Faux Fur:

*snoring* Huh? What? Or sorry, I thought we were talking about something relevant. *door breaks down* What! No! Not the Nita mains! Anything but them! Please!

Gah! Oh, it was just a nightmare *visible sigh of relief*. Ahem, anyways. I'm not saying that I don't know this gadget exists, but it was never so overpowered that when I lost to it I say "Damn, Faux Fur is op!" Or something like that. Like I guess it's pretty powerful. It combos pretty well with both of Nita's other star powers and has the potential to be a menace to be reckoned with in heist. But besides that, I just don't see it used. Of course, it's obviously because Bear Paws is simply a better gadget that's more viable and not because any high level player just doesn't use Nita *chuckles nervously*.

Hyper Bear:

Almost every Nita player uses this. Like come on? This Star power turns the bear from a meat shield or minor threat at most to a thick wall that will rip you to shreds if you touch it for more than a second. It makes it so that the enemy has to actually pay attention to the bear and allows your team to push forward or retreat. If you play Nita, use this Starpower, although let's be honest, you don't need me to tell you to.

Bear with me:

*AGGRESSIVELY SNORING* Huh? What? Oh I thought we were talking about something useful... *cricket chirps* wow, even the Nita Mains agree. Like seriously, even after the buff this Star-power still seems redundant compared to Hyper Bear. Like yay! I survived the team fight because of the health I got from my bear... except that this scenario so rarely comes up that I forgot it was even possible. Like this is what Nita players think they look like:

Enemy team: You're screwed Nita! It's 1-0 and we all have our supers!
Nita player: Oh yeah? Well so do I... *throws down bear*.
Enemy team: I- impossible... healing at such a fast rate. It- it cannot be done!
Nita player: oh but it is... *+800,+800*
Enemy team: NOOOOOO-

This however, is what it actually is, 99% of the time:

Enemy team: You're screwed Nita! It's 1-0 and we all have our supers!
Nita: Oh yeah? Well so do I... *throws down bear*
Enemy team: *Calmly shoots it*
Nita: f***

Panda Nita:

Uh... I guess read the chapter on Bandita Shelly for a similar opinion?

Red Nose Nita:

I don't really see this used often but if you do, you can safely assume they're the most OG out of the OG.

Koala Nita:

You bought this skin to help support the Australian Wildfires. Like, yeah. Is there really a better reason? I know I bought it for that soul reason.

Whale Watch Nita:

Out of all the Supercell Make skins, I have to admit, this one is my least favourite. It's not Nita herself, I think the animations and the aesthetics are really good. But the bear is... unsettling. Eh... it's still a good skin regardless.

Shiba Nita:

Oh great here comes your obligatory weeb joke... what? Why is there no music? What do you mean this was already done by a youtuber? Who the f*** is SoundSmith? (Jokes aside, seriously check him out. Great TF2 youtuber, and his weapons stereotypes is what inspired me to do this in first place). Okay but seriously, you're probably buying this because you recognize it's probably the best skin out of all of them. Like I really have little reason to believe that people would legitimately buy this skin because they're a f***ing weeb. *banging on the door* OH DEAR GOD THE WEEBS ARE COM-

True Gold and True Silver:

Uh- o- okay... are- are the weebs gone? Okay... okay. Uh anything I missed? Oh, uh, look on the past stereotype to see something familiar. Almost all true golds and true silvers are the same.

But yeah phew! That went a lot smoother then I thought it would. If you enjoyed this chapter you can leave a comment or a like which would be heavily appreciated! I'll be doing Colt next but otherwise, I hope you enjoyed!