Brawler Bloopers

Pov: You're the Gem Carrier

"Get H-H-H-Her!"

"Vamous mi amigos! Vamous! Esperate!"

"Eh! Stop speakin' gibberish and get her!"

Jessie heard the war cries right behind her tail as she ran towards her spawn. She told Bibi that gem grab is a horrible game mode, be a normal person and pick Brawl Ball instead! But noooo. Bibi had to pick Gem Grab for her daily quest, she had to get her stupid tokens, and now, Jessie had to run for her life, chased by Primo, Stu and Dyna.

She turned to quickly shoot, her rifle askew with no prior aiming, she managed to nick Primo and he let out a grunt as he got shocked. Stu moved to the side as the ball bounced off his teammate.

Jessie could still hear them coming, she felt Stu's shot nearly singe the side of her arm. She strafed right as two sticks of dynamite landed where she was running. They were gaining on her quickly. She let out a quick shriek of pain as two of Stu's shots scorched her back. Great, now he could dash closer to her.

Her ears pricked up when she heard a familiar call. Dread crept on her like a snake as Primo jumped up into the air. She even saw Primo's shadow fall in front of her: him jumping to the air in his signature position.

"Welp. This is it," she thought. She was dead, done-zo. She braced for the impact. She felt the familiar feeling of being launched forward and she waited for dozens of punches to rain down with it. But nothing happened.

She turned to look behind her when she saw Primo's holding back Bibi's bat, both fighters frothing at the lips. "Batter up!" Bibi snarled. Bibi quickly sidestepped before suddenly lunging forward, pulling back her arms to slam her bat straight into Primo's chest. He promptly burst into red goop, splattering the floor. Stu and Dyna prepared to shoot when both got hit with a large green vial.

Byron suddenly popped out from behind the bushes, "Have a free sample! With purchases!" he cackled. Dyna and Stu immediately started to run, horrified from the idea of samples with purchases. Byron and Bibi both started to chase after them.

"Jessie, it would greatly help us both if you retreat!" Byron called. He fired one of his healing bolts towards her. Jessie sighed in relief as her wounds started to quickly fade.

Jessie nodded and quickly dove into the nearest bush.

"Alright, this is fine," Jessie thought. The end of the match was quickly approaching, 5 seconds left. Bibi and Byron were dead in the kill feed, blown to bits by Dyna's super with Stu scorching what was left, but it didn't matter, as long as nothing happened, she would be-

"H- h- h- hi theeEEeree!" She stiffened as she heard the familiar reverb of a voice. She turned her head to find Stu cheerfully staring at her with one eye in the bush.