Bea: Here you go Rosa! A nice hot cup of coffee!
Rosa: It's not hot.
Bea: A nice cup of coffee
Rosa: It doesn't taste nice
Bea: A cup of coffee
Rosa: I'm not even sure if this is coffee
Bea: cup
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Poco: Primo, I'm concerned. We left the house in Amber's care.
Primo: Oh come on. How much damage could she possibly cause in just a couple of hours?
Poco:
Primo:
Primo: You're right. We need to go.
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Edgar: I don't know Colette, you don't seem very dedicated to this relationship.
Colette: What?! Of course I am! I'd do whatever you want to make you happy and keep you that way. You know that you're the closest-
Edgar: Drop the Spike plushie then.
Colette: No. Absolutely not. Not in a million years. Screw you.
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Leon: Come on Crow. When have I ever done something irrational or stupid?
Crow: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
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Piper: Good morning.
Bea: Good morning!
Griff: Good morning!
Pam: Good mornin'.
Bibi: "Good morning, good morning, good morning." Seriously guys? You all sound like robots. Come on, spice it up!
Edgar, flying in and crashing into a table: MORNING B*TCHES!
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Sandy: People who sleep without socks on are weird.
Leon: People who sleep with socks on can't be trusted!
Max: People who sleep are weird.
Gene: I was a sock once.
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Dynamike: My powers have doubled since the last time we met.
Mortis: Two times zero is still zero
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Max, ordering at a restaurant: I'll take one large burger and a happy meal
Meg: Max stop embarrassing me!
Meg: I can order my own happy meals.
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Pam: Come on, he can't possibly be that broken.
Jessie: Stu, what's nine plus ten?
Stu: I'll have brick cat ears in a suitcase, hold the anthrax, and uh... can I get three chalupas?
Jessie: I rest my case.
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Bo: Lots of parents ask me, how do I control Leon and Nita?
Bo: I don't. Nita asked me to come into the living room and then Leon shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.
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Brawler Bloopers
FanfictionThis is more of my own s***post book, but I'll sprinkle some short stories in there as well, along with every idea I have for writing. Regardless, I hope you enjoy!
