Number 90 Alastor about Anthony: My boyfriend just woke up from a nap and the first thing he said was "I forgot I still have chicken chicken nuggets." And ate cold chicken nuggets and went back to sleep and I don't think I've loved someone this much.
Number 91 Alastor: I have standards. I need someone who has moral values, is polite and respectful. And who supports a healthy lifestyle. Angel: *Stumbles into the hotel, half-dead and drunk, collapses onto the ground." Alastor: I want that one.
Number 92 Angel: What if people had food names and food had people names? Angel: "Hey Venison, what're we having for dinner?" Angel: "Alastor." Vaggie: I swear, everyone here is high. Angel: Shut up Chocolate.
Number 93 Angel: I love murder mysteries Alastor trying to impress him: I've been the lead suspect for over thirty cases.
Number 94 [Anthony’s phone rings] Husk: Pff, you still call your dad 'daddy'? Anthony: *answers phone* Anthony: Hey Alastor! Husk: *chokes*
Number 95 Anthony: AYO, GUESS WHO GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL! Alastor: WHY WOULD YOU SAY ACCEPTED? THIS ISN'T YOU GOING OFF TO COLLEGE, ANTHONY PLEASE-
Number 96 Anthony: I'm a multitasker, I can disappoint myself and 10 other people all at once.
Number 97 Alastor to Anthony: Where are you going? Anthony: Well I'M going SHOPPING. I'm going to buy something for my birthday since YOU didn't. Alastor: I told you, I got you a gift but it won't be ready until Friday. Anthony: Mhm, okay, sure. Molly, knowing full well that Alastor got him an engagement ring that's getting sized and will be ready Friday:
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Number 98 Anthony's evil clone: *pointing at the real Anthony* Shoot him! He's the clone! Alastor aiming the gun at the clone: The real Anthony would never pass up the opportunity to die!
Number 99 Alastor coming downstairs because he heard a noise to find Anthony staring at his laptop that is not turned on: Anthony, love, what are you doing? Anthony, not moving his gaze from the laptop: The government is watching us, Alastor. Alastor: Yes, it’s called the NSA, it’s their job. Anthony, turning to Alastor with betrayed bloodshot eyes, obviously high: You knew? (Source: tumblr user rebels-scum)
