Number 40
Charlie: Why are you lying on the floor?
Angel: I'm depressed.
Angel: Also I was stabbed, could you get Alastor please?
Number 41
Angel: Are you sure you like me?
Alastor down on one knee and holding a ring: Angel, I'm literally proposing to you.
Angel: Yeah, but as friends? Or…
Number 42
Alastor: What are you, 5?
Angel: *snorts* Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.
Alastor: …
Angel: I'm sorry, please don't kill me.
Number 43
Angel: FOUR MONTHS-
Vaggie: What's up with him?
Alastor suppressing giggles: It's nothing really…
Angel: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!
Number 44
Alastor: I am the Radio Demon, killer of demons, destructor of overlords-
Angel: Why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Alastor: I paid for my chips, I'm getting my chips.
Number 45
[Husk and Alastor sitting in jail]
Husk: So who should we call?
Alastor: I'd call Angel but I feel safer in jail.
Number 46
Alastor checking Angel's fever: You're hot.
Angel: That's what I've been telling you.
Number 47
Vaggie: How do you and Angel get out of the messes you make?
Alastor: We don't, we just make a bigger mess that cancels out the last one.
Number 48
Alastor: Everything will be alright.
Angel: How can you say that?
Alastor: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Number 49
Charlie: Did you have to stab him?
Angel: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me.
Charlie: What did he say?
Angel: "What're you gonna do, stab me?"
Charlie:...
Husk: That's fair.
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Hazbin Hotel Oneshots, Headcanons, and incorrect quotes.
أدب الهواةMostly radiodust, I will admit. thanks to @AngelTeaofFanfic for this idea, and yeah. That's it
