Number 120
Anthony, flirting: So, do you come here often?
Alastor: Anthony, how did you get into my room?
Number 121
Cherri: If I cut my foot off and swing it at your head, am I hitting or kicking you?
Angel: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.
Number 122
Charlie: Okay y'all, how do I ask someone out?
Husk: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what? My bed has room for two.
Charlie: OH MY GOD NO
Angel: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Charlie: STOP IT
Alastor: Row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream.
Charlie: I feel like that one is merging dangerously into serial killer territory.
Number 123
Anthony: *Pulls back shower curtain while Alastor is showering*
Anthony: Hey are we- stop screaming it's just me- are we out of milk?
Number 124
Anthony : I'M TOO HOT
Anthony: *points at Alastor*
Anthony: :D
Alastor:
Anthony: :D
Alastor:
Anthony: :D
Alastor: *sighs*
Alastor: *monotone with deadpan
expression* Hot damn.
Anthony: CALL THE POLICE AND THE
FIREMAN-
Number 125
Angel: While I disrespectfully disagree-
Valentino: Don't you mean respectfully disagree?
Angel staring him dead in the eyes: No.
Number 126
Rosie: How did your honeymoon go?
Alastor: Anthony got very drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Alastor: He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
Number 127
Anthony: What is this?
Alastor: Comfort and affection.
Anthony: Disgusting.
Anthony: Don't stop.
Number 128
Alastor: *Sneezes*
Alastor: You're not even going to say bless you?
Anthony: I'm sitting here with you. You've clearly been blessed by my presence.
Number 129
Anthony: We've known each other for a while now and I've been thinking that maybe it's time to take a step forward in our relationships.
Alastor: What?
Anthony: *gets down on one knee*
Alastor: ...
Anthony: *Pulls out a sticky note* Here, my wifi password.
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Hazbin Hotel Oneshots, Headcanons, and incorrect quotes.
FanficMostly radiodust, I will admit. thanks to @AngelTeaofFanfic for this idea, and yeah. That's it
