Number 140
Anthony: Who the fuck-
Alastor: Language.
Anthony: Whom the fuck…
Alastor: *sighs and shakes head*
Number 141
Molly: Hey Tony, nice top!
Alastor, sitting right next to Anthony: I have a name, you know.
Number 142
Alastor: Didn't you die?
Anthony: That was weeks ago, things change.
Number 143
Cherri: Ah, yes, baguettes. The snakes of the bread world. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!
Baker: What?
Molly: Ignore her.
Number 144
Anthony: Here's some advice-
Alastor: I didn't ask for any.
Anthony: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only person who talks to me.
Number 145
Alastor: Okay, help me please!
Anthony: Got two words for you.
Alastor: I bet they won't be helpful.
Anthony: Your problem.
Alastor: I was right.
Number 146
Anthony: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Alastor: You and I.
Anthony, tearing up: Okay.
Number 147
Alastor, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Anthony: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Number 148
Anthony: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Alastor: Mind your language.
Anthony: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”?
Alastor:
Anthony: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Number 149
Anthony: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Alastor, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Anthony: BLOCKED.
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SUP FUCKERS I'M BACK WITH THE FRESH INCORRECT QUOTES! AND BY FRESH I MEAN THESE ARE RELATIVELY OLD, AND I HAVE 180 ACTUAL QUOTES.
Anyway, I just finished reading It's A Little Off The Wall again because yes. I cried, no big deal.
I'm reading random percabeth fanfics while trying to reboot my brain and creativity so that I can write some oneshots, or I dunno, Insane. Remember that story? So yeah, brain empty, the only thing left is JD screaming Veronica a little overdramatically and our lovely and beautiful Michael Mell. I'm insany tired but whatever.
Welp that's all for now, see y'all soon!
-PJOfan10042
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Hazbin Hotel Oneshots, Headcanons, and incorrect quotes.
FanfictionMostly radiodust, I will admit. thanks to @AngelTeaofFanfic for this idea, and yeah. That's it
