Hazbin Hotel Oneshots, Headcanons, and incorrect quotes.

Incorrect Quotes Part 1

(A/N: I have over 60 of these, so I'm gonna be posting 10 quotes at a time.  Anything where Al is acting like a hopeless romantic is called Simp Alastor, inspired by AngelTeaofFanfic because of a quote that wont appear until later, ((I will leave a note for which quote it was.)) Anyway, enjoy!)

Number 1

Angel Dust: I have a PhD

Charlie not knowing how the human education system works: What's a PhD?

Angel: Pretty Huge Di-

Alastor: ANGEL NO!

Number 2
Vaggie: Don't sing.

Charlie: *sings*

Vaggie: Don't let the radio demon in.

Charlie: *Lets the radio demon in"

Vaggie: Am I a joke to you?

Number 3
Angel Dust: Hey Husk, nice hands.
Husk: Uh... thanks?

Angel: I bet they would look good wrapped around my-

Alastor: THE BIBLE, WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!

Number 4
Vaggie: Where's Angel?

Alastor: Doing stuff.

Vaggie: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Charlie?

Alastor: Trying to stop Angel from doing the stuff.

Vaggie: What about Husk?

Alastor: He's trying to stop Charlie from stopping Angel from doing the stuff

Vaggie: I see, and what are you doing Alastor?

Alastor: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Husk from stopping Charlie from stopping Angel from doing the stuff.

Number 5

Angel: In this world, it's yeet or be yeeted.

Charlie: Angel stop, your scaring Alastor.

Number 6

Alastor: Angel, did you eat all my powdered donuts?

Angel with a mouthful of donuts: No.

Alastor: Then what's that on your pants?

Angel: Cocaine.

Number 7

Alastor: Hey, I can't choose between these two styles for our wedding invitations, help me pick.

Angel: I wasn't aware of this wedding...

Alastor dropping cards: So THAT'S what I forgot!

Number 8

Alastor: I need to get something off my chest.

Angel: Is it your shirt? Please say it's your shirt.

Number 9

Alastor: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Angel: Yeah...

Alastor: You know who else is beautiful?

Angel: *blushing* Who?

Alastor: Me.

Number 10

Angel: If Husk and I were drowning, who would you save?

Alastor: I don't know, both of you.

Angel: No, if you could only save one of us.

Alastor: Well I would probably save Husk, because he can't swim and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Angel: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Alastor: Well why don't you let go of the anchor?

Angel: It's a family heirloom.

Alastor: I'm leaving.