Number 60
Angel: You know being gay isn't a choice.
Angel: It's a competition and I'm winning.
Alastor: *kisses Angel* Think again Mon Cher.
Number 61
Alastor: You're violent.
Niffty: Yeah, but I'm short so it's adorable.
Alastor:
Alastor: I like you.
Number 62
Alastor: Angel here has heterochromia-
Angel: Or as I like to call it: The only hetero thing about me.
Number 63
Alastor: My furby died in my arms as a kid.
Angel: I'm sorry for your loss??
Alastor: It wasn't a loss. I never felt more like a god.
Number 64
Angel: You know what's sexy? Eating off each other.
Alastor:
Angel:
Alastor: You didn't do the dishes?
Angel: I did not.
Number 65
Alastor: How do you say "I have super gay feelings for you" without actually saying it?
Charlie: Just say you have an adoration for that person beyond platonic feelings.
[Later]
Angel: You wanted to tell me something?
Alastor internally: You got this, just say exactly what Charlie told you.
Alastor: I HAVE SUPER GAY FEELINGS FOR YOU BEYOND PLATONIC FEELINGS.
Alastor internally: Nailed it.
Number 66
Someone that caught Alastor staring at Angel: Come on, we know you have a crush on Angel, just ask him out.
Alastor staring directly at Angel: Crush? What crush? Candy crush? No, the only crushing going on here is the crushed skulls of the sinners I wiped out, I don't have a crush.
Number 67
Angel: What's one word to describe me?
Alastor pulling out list: Moody, annoying, brash, impulsive-
Angel: Just ONE word please.
Alastor: Fine then... Mine.
Angel: *turns redder than a fucking lobster*
Number 68
Alastor: *sips Apple juice from beer cup* I honestly don't give a fuck about anyone or anything.
Charlie: Hey Al, Angel is crying, do you wanna check on him to see if he's okay-
Alastor marching off to Angel: hOLD MY FUCKING APPLE JUICE CHARLIE-
Number 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Charlie: Do you like Alastor?
Angel: Yes
Charlie: Well that was rather... Straightforward
Angel: How can I be straightforward if I'm gay?
Alastor: Oh my god-
(I got this quote from AngelTeaofFanfic )
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Hazbin Hotel Oneshots, Headcanons, and incorrect quotes.
FanficMostly radiodust, I will admit. thanks to @AngelTeaofFanfic for this idea, and yeah. That's it
