Hazbin Hotel Oneshots, Headcanons, and incorrect quotes.

Incorrect Quotes Pt 5

Number 50
Alastor: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Vaggie: You were flirting with Angel.
Alastor: So what, he's my boyfriend.
Vaggie: You asked if he was single.
Husk: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

Number 51
Angel: Hey Al, feel my shirt,
Angel: Do you know what material it is?
Angel: Boyfriend material.
Alastor:
Angel:
Alastor: It's fucking cotton.

Number 52
Charlie:  Alastor, as you know, the group therapy assignment was to bring something important to you.
Alastor: Yeah, and I did that.
Charlie: I meant an object, not Angel.

Number 53
Alastor: You know what I liked about the 1920s,
Alastor: I didn't know any of you.
Alastor: Except Angel,
Alastor: I like Angel.
Alastor: I wish I knew him.

Number 54
Angel: Alastor~
Alastor: H-harder~
Angel: Oh Alastor~
Alastor: It hurts Angel~
Angel: WELL HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR FOOT STUCK IN A BUCKET?!?!
Alastor: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME!!!

Number 55
Rosie: Alastor, I heard you're helping out Charlie with her Happy Hotel!  What's it like?
Alastor: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.
Rosie: Okay?
Alastor: Now throw that idea out the window.

Number 56
Lucifer: Hello demons that don't live here.
Charlie: Hi dad!
Angel: Hey.
Vaggie: Hello.
Lucifer: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only.
Angel: We were out of doritos.

Number 57
Angel: Lower-case letters are for the LOWER CLASS.
Alastor: And here we have a CAPITALIST.
Vaggie: Did you just-
Charlie: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Number 58
Angel: You know, bring gay isn't a choice.
Angel: It's a competition and I'm winning.
Angel pointing to Alastor: Have you seen my boyfriend?

Number 59
Alastor: There is only one thing worse than dying.
[Takes off paper to reveal the word 'Angel']
Vaggie: Angel.
Alastor: No.