Well, so far. The sightseeing adventure hasn't been as awful as I thought it would be.
"And here, we have the lovely ploymus mountain!" Sidon said, while motioning to the ground, "it's home to electric darners, sparrows, and electric arrows!".
"Why arrows?" I asked him, as I peeked over his shoulder.
"A lynel used to be up here" he grimaced.
I completely wimped out when he said lynel, "W-what happened to it? Is it still here?".
"Not sure. I haven't seen it for a while" he said.
"Oh, thank goddess" I sighed.
"Then again. I don't come up here very often" he mumbled.
"So you mean it might be up here?" Debby asked.
"Possibly" he smiled.
"WHAT!?! Y-".
"Okay!! D-don't believe what my brother tells you! There isn't a lynel up here" Mipha said.
"Oh! Good! That's a relief!" Debby giggled.
"Sister! I can't believe you! Father used to tell us stories about the lynel near shatterback point!" Sidon huffed.
"Oh hush!" Mipha snapped, "there isn't a lynel up here".
"Oh yeah? Then what's that big thing over there?" Debby pointed to the red maned beast that was patrolling the cliff.
"Oh-. . .Sidon, m-maybe we should go" Mipha whispered.
"Good idea" he whispered back, before hightailing it up the hill, "don't worry ladies! We're safe now!".
"I don't think we are" Debby said, while she looked behind us.
"What do you mean?" Sidon asked, while slowing down.
"Look behind you, fishstick!" She giggled.
He turned his head around, and gasped when he saw the lynel running towards us, "NOT SAFE! NOT SAAAFE!!".
"What now!?! We can't climb down! This is shatterback point!!" I panicked, while looking over Sidon's shoulder.
He didn't answer, he was frozen."Oh goddess" I groaned, as I jumped off him.
I waved my hands in front of his face. Nothing."Desperate times, call for desperate measures" I said to myself, before pushing him off the side of the peak.
Thankfully the east reservoir lake was below him. So he would live. . . .hopefully.
But I forgot that Debby and mipha were on him. . . .oops.I could hear one of them screaming, "GAAAAAH!! . . . .oooo. A birdie!".
It was. . . .hard. . . .to tell who it was. (Not)."Good. At least they're safe" I said, while turning around, "wait. . . ." .
I looked up and met eyes with the lynel, "o-oh g-goodness. . . ." .
I nervously pulled my swords off my backpack, "o-okay. . .d-don't k-kill me please!".It just growled at me.
I was about to try and attack it. . .but it ran back down the hill.
"What?" I mumbled to myself.
I put my swords up and watched its peculiar behavior.When it got near the large bolder, it pulled out its bow, and started running back at me.
"OH NO!! NO! NO! NO!" I screamed, while running back to the edge of the peak, deciding if I should just or not.
But before I could jump, I felt a large shock. Blasted shock arrows.
And after the shock of electricity, came a lynel sword right through my side.
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Whiff of the wilderness. Breath of the wild AU.
Fanfiction"Ah, hyrule. what a beautiful kingdom. beautiful people, beautiful animals, beautiful- GAAH!!! WHAT THE F-" Being one of princess Zelda's knights was supposed to be fun, and sure, it was. . .-at times. it was more, 'dangerous' than 'fun'. dealing wi...