⬆️(I drew lux a few months back. That's her in her black suit, with her swords. She also has lots of tattoos, but they usually aren't seen very much. She tends to hide them)⬆️. P.s don't mind twilight.🤭heehee.
Shockingly! I got about a half hour of sleep! Woop woop!
But, Debby got like 10 hours! *sigh* she amazes me. So. . .much.
I hope I get more sleep later. I got out of bed and stretched my arms above my head.
"Errrrr! Today will be long" I groaned.
I walked over to my small kitchen and got a bag of oat cereal.
"Ehh, I guess I should get her up" I yawned, I went back to my bed and shook Debby awake with one hand.
"M-morning luuuuuux! I sleeeeeept good!" She yawned.
"That's great. I didn't" I huffed.
"I can tell" she giggled.
"How?" I asked with a mouth full of cereal.
"Because, those are raw oats. Hehehehe!" She pointed at the bag in my hand.
I spat them out on the floor, ". . .w-what now!" I looked down at the bag, "OH GODDESS! IM BLIND AS A BAT DURING THE MORNING HOURS!" I groaned.
"Hehehe. You kinda are!" Debby giggled, "I-. . .lux! Why are you eating them!?".
"Ehh. They aren't half bad" I said, while stuffing more in my mouth.
"Ewww! Stop!" She squealed.
"I've had worse! I had to eat raw chicken when I was out doing a rescue mission!".
"Who did you need to rescue?!?".
". . . .just a stupid cucco that was causing a ruckus in kakariko village!".
"Oh, hmmm. Okay!" She giggled, "can I try an oat?".
"Uhh. I don't know if you'd like them very much".
"Oh come on! If you can, I'm sure I'll be fine!!" She said, as she sat up.
"Umm, well. I guess it wouldn't hurt if you had a few?".
"Exactly! It wouldn't! It won't!".
"Fine. Go crazy" I tossed her the bag and walked to the bathroom.
I got a washcloth and splashed my face, "gah! Pff! Pff!".
"I hate getting water in my eyes!" I said, mainly to myself.
I dried my face off with a towel and redid my hair.
"ICK!!! THESE ARE AWFUL!!!" I heard Debby yell from the other room.
"I told you they were bad!" I yelled back, while looking in the mirror.
"YOU NEVER SAID THEY SUCKED!?!".
"I didn't use those words to express my hatred towards them! So you are correct!".
"YUCK!" She ran into the bathroom, "I need water!!".
"There is a sink out in the kitchen, you know" I pointed the way.
"Oh. . . . .well. I'm already here!" She said, "NOW GIVE ME SOME WATER PLEASE!".
I picked her up and placed her in the shower behind me, "there".
"What's this weird contraption!?! Will it transport me somewhere!?!".
"No" I smirked, before turning on the water.
"Ahhhh!! Oh- it's water!! Heeheehee!" She started dancing around.
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Whiff of the wilderness. Breath of the wild AU.
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