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"Eye spy with my little eyeee!! OH! SOMETHING GREEN!!" Debby giggled.
"That grass! Those trees! Literally anything!" I huffed.
We were nearing the dueling peaks, and it wasn't even noon yet! Perfect!
"Okay, that's fair!" Debby said from inside the satchel, "your turn!".
"No. I don't do eye spy" I said, "I'm not really into those kinda games".
"What! You don't like eye spy!?!" Debby asked.
"Ehh, not really" I sighed.
"Hmm. Okay" she said, "sooooooo-".
"-can we have a peaceful and quiet ride to links house please? I'm too lazy to talk about anything".
". . . .okay" she whispered, ". . . . . . . . . . . .sO tHaT riTo WaS pReTtY hAnDsOmE".
"Seriously debby!! That's the conversation you want to start?!?".
"It doesn't have to be a conversation! I was just wanting your opinion!?!".
". .i guess s-. . .n-no! He wasn't handsome in the least. He was really annoying!!" I yelled.
"Mhm! Don't think I didn't see love in your eyes!!" She giggled.
"what are you talking about debby!?! That's disgusting!! Just be quiet!!".
"OooOoOooOOOoo!! You're lying!!".
"NO IM NOT!!" I shouted at her, "IT WAS PROBABLY MALICE IN MY EYES!!".
"What? What's Malice?" She asked.
"Uhh. . . .it's really hard to explain" I said, "I'll tell you later".
"Oh. . . .okay then" she said, "so, you didn't think that the rito was kinda pretty?".
". . .no" I mumbled while looking ahead.
"Alright, I'm going to believe you. For now!" Debby laughed.
I smiled down at her, "that works".
"Are we almost there?" She asked while looking around.
"Umm, we're still quite a ways away. But we are getting closer!" I told her.
"Good! I'm getting hungry" she said, "Ohh! What's that up ahead!?".
She pointed towards the small building with a horse head atop it.
"Oh, that's a stable. It's where you can board your horses" I told her.
"Ooooo! Do they have food?!" Debby asked.
"Umm, I believe so?" I mumbled.
"YAY!" She cheered.
As we neared the stable, Bucky about trampled someone.
"Owwww!" The stranger said as he fell down.
"Oh goddess! I'm sorry!" I said as I hopped off Bucky to help him up, "I guess I wasn't watching where I was going and-. . .beedle?".
"Oww! Y-yes. It is I! Beedle! . . .oh. Hi lux" he said as he stood up.
"What are you doing here?".
"I tend to travel from stable to stable every so often. Well! Back to business!" He said, before walking off.
He would make much faster time if he traveled lighter.
"Well. okay?" I mumbled before getting back on Bucky.
"Who was that?" Debby asked.
"That was beedle. He goes around hyrule and sells things" I said.
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Whiff of the wilderness. Breath of the wild AU.
Fanfic"Ah, hyrule. what a beautiful kingdom. beautiful people, beautiful animals, beautiful- GAAH!!! WHAT THE F-" Being one of princess Zelda's knights was supposed to be fun, and sure, it was. . .-at times. it was more, 'dangerous' than 'fun'. dealing wi...
