-13 minutes later-
"So why are you here, when you should be with Link and the princess?" Debby asked, while snuggling into Cosmo's arm.
"Zelda never said that she needed me for the rest of the patrol" I said, "so I just thought I'd come here".
"Smart" ghirahim scoffed from beside me.
I glared at him, "what's that supposed to mean!?".
". . .your a hazard to the tree stumps in hyrule field" he smirked, "it's just the truth".
". . .yeah. I am" I laughed, while sinking into the cushions of the sofa.
"S-".
*beep* *beep* *beep*
"Oh. . .one second" i mumbled, while picking up the buzzing sheikah slate, "hello?".
Suddenly, The princess's face popped up on the sheikah slate, "Lux! It's Zelda!".
"Ooo! Busted!" Cosmo chuckled.
"Oh shut up!" I whispered to him, before looking back at zelda, "heheh, uhh. . .hello p-princess".
"Why aren't you here?!?".
"y-you didn't tell me to stay!!" I said.
"Well you could have asked!!".
" *sigh* your right. I'm sorry" I replied to the angry blonde.
". . .never mind that. I didn't call to argue. I just wanted to tell you that-".
"WAIT, ZELDA!! ARE YOU TALKING TO LUX?!?".
". . .yes link. I am! So don't think about p-".
"HI LUX!!" link yelled,while butting in on the facetime.
"Oh, hi link!" I smiled.
"Thank you for that, link! Now g-go get the horses!".
"Fine!".
"Horses? I thought we didn't take the horses today?" I asked, before taking a sip of orange juice.
"We didn't. But link and I just got to the castle, and we were going to continue the patrol with them".
"Oh, cool" I huffed, "wish I could have had bucky during the time I was helping".
"Well, next time, try not to get hurt!" Zelda groaned, "anyway, I called because-".
"ZELDA!! I GOT THE HORSES!! WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?!?".
". . .hylia help me!" Zelda mumbled.
"ZEEEELLLDDAA!?!".
"JUST HOLD THEM YOU IDIOT!!" She snapped, before looking back at the camera, ". . .I wanted to tell you that the champions, and me, will be having a Christmas party!".
"Your highness. . .it's. . .January" I laughed.
". . .YOU DO KNOW THAT IT'S OKAY TO CELEBRATE A LITTLE LATER THAN EXPECTED, CORRECT?!?".
"Alright, alright. I'm aware of that, yes" I smiled at her, "when and where?".
"I think tomorrow evening around six. me and link will come before the others to help get things set up".
"Okay, that's the date. Now, where will this event be held at?" I asked.
"Eh, well me and link have thought about many lovely locations. I suggested his place. But when i told that to the champions. . .revali about murdered me" Zelda chuckled, "then a brilliant idea hit me!".
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Whiff of the wilderness. Breath of the wild AU.
Fanfiction"Ah, hyrule. what a beautiful kingdom. beautiful people, beautiful animals, beautiful- GAAH!!! WHAT THE F-" Being one of princess Zelda's knights was supposed to be fun, and sure, it was. . .-at times. it was more, 'dangerous' than 'fun'. dealing wi...
