-46 minutes later-
We were about past hyrule ridge. Meaning, we were about 30 minutes from hyrule castle.
Thank goddess.
The sooner I get home. The sooner I get to pass out, and chuck debby into a cupboard.
. . .that sounded awful.
"It's a perfect morning, Isn't it?" Zelda asked, from beside me.
"It really is" link yawned, from my left side.
I've been stuck between them, and their cheesy conversations about. . .frogs. . .since we left the stable.
(Tabantha bridge stable, that is).
"I can't wait to take a nap when we get home!" Debby said, while clicking her pen, "say! does anyone know a five letter abbreviation for 'annoying'?".
"ZELDA!" I said, while lifting my hand up.
"DEBBY!!" Zelda exclaimed, ". . .wait- did you j-".
"OH LOOK!! A CLOUD!!" I yelled, before zelda could finish.
"Lux! You think I'm annoying?!?" Zelda squeaked.
". . .well. Only when you sound like that" I mumbled, while tucking my head into my tunic.
"Like what?!?".
". . .you!" I smiled.
". . .YOU ARE SO GETTING THROWN INTO THE ASTRAL OBSERVATORY WHEN WE GET BACK!!" she frowned.
"WHAT!?!" I screeched, "ZELDA-".
"NO! DON'T YOU 'ZELDA' ME!!" Zelda yelled, "I AM THE PRINCESS!! AND YOU ARE JUST A KNIGHT!!".
". . .technically. . .I'm a champion" I shrugged.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER!!" she said, "YOU ARE STILL GOING INTO THE OBSERVATORY!!".
". . .NOT IF YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!" I smiled, before racing away on bucky.
"LUX!!" She yelled.
"YIPPEE!! WE GOT OURSELVES A RUNNER!!!" Link cheered.
". . .never say that again" Zelda said.
"Heh. Sorry. Force of habit" link chuckled, before he and Zelda came after me.
"HAHAHA!!" I laughed, "THEY STILL FOLLOWING US DEBBY!?!".
"I dunno! Lemme check!!" Debby giggled, while looking behind us, ". . .hmm. YEP! LINKS HOT ON OUR TAIL!! SO IS ZELDA!!".
"You could have just said 'they both are' instead of making me have to wait for your answer!" I groaned, while planning out a way to lose the other two.
"YOU COULD JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE CASTLE!!" Debby said, "JUST HIDE WHEN WE GET THERE!".
"Oh! Fine!".
"What? You don't approve of my idea?".
"No. It's just. . .so simple! Where's the fun!?" I huffed.
"Hmm. I don't know? Maybe it ran away!!" Debby laughed.
"Ugg! You are a being of little use!" I groaned. But then, an idea hit me. Quiet hard actually.
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Whiff of the wilderness. Breath of the wild AU.
Fanfiction"Ah, hyrule. what a beautiful kingdom. beautiful people, beautiful animals, beautiful- GAAH!!! WHAT THE F-" Being one of princess Zelda's knights was supposed to be fun, and sure, it was. . .-at times. it was more, 'dangerous' than 'fun'. dealing wi...
