I don't no how long it's been since I passed out.
And I had no clue where I was.
When my eyes popped open, it wasn't difficult to tell that I was in one of the rito made houses.
I rubbed my face, and looked around.
I was in a hammock, that was probably meant for someone who was much bigger than me.
I looked over the side of the fabric, and sitting on the floor, was a grayish rito, and revali.
". . .hey!" I called down to them.
The gray one looked up at me and smiled, "ah. You're awake!".
"Where are link, zelda and debby at?" I asked him.
"They went to talk with kaneli" he answered.
"They left me alone again!?" I mumbled to myself.
"Maybe they didn't want your sassy attitude around them" revali mumbled.
"Revali, be polite!" The gray rito snapped at him.
". . .are you two. . .siblings? . . .or something like that?" I asked them.
"Good goddess hylia! No!!" Revali said, while scooting away from his buddy.
"No. We aren't related" gray said, while nudging revali, "but, I am his BEST FRIEND!! Teba is the name".
He pulled ravioli into a close hug, "teba! I said, I don't want to be hugged!!".
"Eh! Shut up and enjoy the affection while you're getting!" Teba smiled.
"Not in front of the hylian teba!!" Revali groaned.
". . .*sigh* I doubt she thinks hugs are weird!" He said, before looking up at me, "hylian! Do you think hugs are weird!?".
"say yes" Revali mumbled.
"Uhh. . .n-not really. . .no" I said, while leaning further over the side.
"See! Completely normal, Jay!" Teba said, while smacking revali's back.
"Jay?".
"OH! NICE GOING TEBA!! NOW SHE HAS BLACKMAIL!!" Revali yelled.
"WHAT WILL SHE USE YOUR NICKNAME FOR!?!" Teba asked him.
"I DON'T KNOW!?! BUT SHE CAN OBVIOUSLY PULL OFF WHATEVER IS POSSIBLE!!!" Revali said.
" *sigh* CALM DOWN!!" Teba groaned.
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, CUPID!!" Revali yelled at him.
"Pfft! Cupid!?" I said.
"MORE BLACKMAIL!!" Revali huffed.
"SERIOUSLY! CALM! DOWN!" Teba sighed.
". . .FINE!" Revali said, ". . .*ahem*. . .fine".
"Now. Hylian-".
"She has a name, Teba" Revali said, "it's lux".
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Whiff of the wilderness. Breath of the wild AU.
Fanfiction"Ah, hyrule. what a beautiful kingdom. beautiful people, beautiful animals, beautiful- GAAH!!! WHAT THE F-" Being one of princess Zelda's knights was supposed to be fun, and sure, it was. . .-at times. it was more, 'dangerous' than 'fun'. dealing wi...
